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- //Man, ALL OF LIFE seems to stop when you can't find an important file! :-oabout 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- can't believe a dude standing outside of 7-11 this morning at 7:45a had the nerve to ask me to buy him... not one but TWO... 40oz beers!!!!!about 11 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- //"Let me hear of Your unfailing love each morning, for I am trusting You. SHOW ME WHERE TO WALK, for I give myself to You" (Psalm 142:8).about 12 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- just had to kill a HUGE bug in my office. That was NOT fun! These things are getting bigger and bigger, like we're in Jurassic Park!!6:46 AM Jul 13th from TwitterBerry
- //"Those who control their tongue will have a long life; opening your mouth can ruin everything" (Proverbs 13:3).5:01 AM Jul 13th from TwitterBerry
- is hanging out with old high school friends.2:59 PM Jul 12th from TwitterBerry
- wonders why he notices so many strange things... just saw a guy that had WHITE WALLS on his Yukon. Don't think THOSE are coming back... ;-)2:02 PM Jul 12th from TwitterBerry
- gives BIG UPS to Brock Lesnar in holding onto the UFC Heavyweight title! Brock is a BEAST!!9:48 AM Jul 12th from TwitterBerry
- is having breakfast with Pastor Right-Reverend Archbishop Pope James Hall! :-)6:56 AM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
- just saw a lady that had pink glasses on her poodle! Wha--???6:26 AM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
- @tonywheeler Special Police work?6:15 AM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
- Dude doesn't realize it, but he's dead... GAVE UP THE GHOST BEFORE HE OPENED HIS MOUTH!! :-D4:36 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
- Here's his latest: "I WAS working at Walmart, but I wanna design cars! Huh? Well... somebody"s supposed to be teaching me how to draw..."4:28 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
- LOL! He just shot himself: "Do I have a job? Well, see... it's like this..." Lawdy, lawdy...4:25 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
- OMG! He's trying again... same woman, same results... how much pain can one man endure?? :-)4:22 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
- just LOL'd as this guy got shot down tryin to use a "playa line"! He actually laughed at me laughing at him. THAT was quite hilarious!! :-D4:18 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
- //My son, Darren, Jr., just told me Satan's name used to be "Ludacris!" LOL!!2:53 PM Jul 9th from TwitterBerry
- is NOT lying: there's an ice cream truck outside playing Christmas carols!!2:23 PM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
- wants to know what's up with the weather? The 8th of July, and it was only 70 degrees at 8am? Not COMPLAINING; just seems strange. :)5:58 AM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
- @garylamb Are you just saying that b/c you two look alike?? LOL7:13 PM Jul 7th from TwitterBerry
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