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dpaux

  1. I wonder if #WhaleWars is as intense as the previews make it out to be. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. Today I drank half a five hour energy and proceeded to take a two and a half hour nap. #youredoingitwrong about 21 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. @CaryMatherine Does DFK have a phone again? 2:40 PM May 22nd via web
  4. Things I learned at the Barbary: Hipsters and guidos are the same thing. 7:26 AM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. I used to think that you were Asian me, but now I've realized that I'm Caucasian you. 5:27 PM May 21st via web
  6. My entire post-grad earnings thus far. #alumni twitpic.com/9nsymb 3:45 PM May 21st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. @Moah89 I'm trying to have a byob party tonight at my place in manayunk. you can take the train from temple, bring who ever. 1:40 PM May 19th via web in reply to Moah89
  8. @Moah89 get drunk! 1:37 PM May 19th via web in reply to Moah89
  9. I'm trying to have a byob party at my Manayunk place tonight! Weirdos and date rapists need not apply. Who's with me? 1:37 PM May 19th via web
  10. @SEPTA you can't call a train express if its only going five miles an hour, I don't care how many stops it skips. 2:31 PM May 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. I wish I could just get in my car right now and drive to LA. #onemonth 9:07 AM May 18th via web
  12. #billcosby twitpic.com/9lifvn 5:39 PM May 15th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. #lesgoclubbing twitpic.com/9lifop 5:38 PM May 15th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. @CaryMatherine I thought I was coming saturday? 7:33 PM May 10th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to CaryMatherine
  15. Look at these mini ice-cream cones. twitpic.com/9jmths 6:51 PM May 10th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  16. If one of you try to use this graduation as a mothers day gift, I hope you get punched in the face- Bill Cosby. #TUgraduation 8:04 AM May 10th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. #ihaveadegree twitpic.com/9jgifn 7:11 AM May 10th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  18. Worst part about graduation day: when the hell am I going to take a shit today? #theresnotime 4:55 AM May 10th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  19. I'm still drunk. #happygraduation 4:20 AM May 10th via web
  20. Turkey, pesto, lettuce, bacon, sun dried tomatoes, provolone, olive oil. get at me. 4:22 PM May 8th via web