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  1. This explains my revved up engine. Bromocriptine in avocados are an aphrodisiac! http://bit.ly/s0mAU
  2. @ninjasteeze It's like Russian Roulette - one of those envelopes are going to contain the real deal.
  3. @Tiffstah Isn't that a new application for the iPhone?
  4. @Tiffstah I have total control over you now, Tiff. http://www.planetdan.net/pi...
  5. Just saw someone in a HAZMAT suit. Should this concern me? What's color is the terror alert on today?
  6. @Tiffstah I'm not the only one - I just saw someone on the street w/a bright pair of yellow plaid PJs on getting coffee! It's all the rage.
  7. Off to bed in my bright yellow zip up pajamas and fluffy socks. Don't hate me because I'm so damn sexy. Goodnight Twittertwatters...
  8. @ninjasteeze Oof, that couldn't have been enjoyable...
  9. @ninjasteeze Or he could have finally got a date...
  10. Thought process: Car? Train? Swine? Car...Train? White powder. Car? More traffic. Train? Dirty people. Car? Get the hell outuv' there ASAP!
  11. @ninjasteeze That would be the guy who invented Trojan. He sat there for hours before he invented those two needed things in life...
  12. @subrbanoblivion Oh my sweet dear Lord - I'm making scrambled eggs a whole different way from now on! Thanks!
  13. Gays & Lesbians of Faith Part 2 (Youtube cut--very raw footage.) http://bit.ly/3r5xig
  14. @amybeckerman I'll be in NYC tomorrow & doing a convention on Dec 3rd. Are you busy tomorrow? Lunch? Pen me in for Dec 3rd after 7ish...?
  15. RT @jeisfeld NY friends and family: Please call your senators and tell them to support Marriage Equality! http://ow.ly/B43T I made the call!
  16. @amybeckerman I'm mailing out your CD today if you could so kindly package up your lil' chihuahua and send her via FedX please.
  17. Property management told me nothing about men drilling on top of my roof today. I cannot concentrate. Thinking about building a LARGE fire.
  18. Just posted: "Was It All Worth It?" -- http://bit.ly/48UcXa
  19. I wish Starbucks delivered.
  20. Cardiologist yelled @ me for not showing up today-failed to realize his secretary rescheduled w/me & then told doc to shove it up his wazoo.