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  1. Lady Gaga just thrills me. She is one TRUE artist. http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  2. 5 year old bodybuilder. Your thoughts? http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  3. "Up next- How do lower your cholesterol, ways to keep in shape and the best ways to deep fry a turkey." Gotta love the media!
  4. I hate it when ppl start playing the role of "me" during the holidays. I'm the ONLY CRAZY FAMILY MEMBER! You cannot replace me! Med cart!!!
  5. @ninjasteeze Unfortunately, this was a family member. Ironically, it was on suicide awareness day. 50 mental health units for 1 person. o_O
  6. @Jewles I take Kapidex 'cause I got too much of it, which caused esophageal erosion. Be careful with that - get some treatment for it.
  7. Action: You say, "I'mma kill myself." Reaction: "I'mma call the mental health crisis unit." I'd rather do that then have it be too late.
  8. @Squeetthang @Madonnastar78 You two are the cutest things in the world! http://tiny.cc/riUFa GAWD I just wanna squeeze both ur lil' cheeks!
  9. Antibacterial gel: ✓ Gloves: ✓ Surgical mask: ✓ Money: ✓ Someone to push the grocery cart: ✓ Oh, and Madelene: ✓ Off to the grocery store!
  10. @amybeckerman Up & at em' missy! The wife's complaining about your tardiness.
  11. @ninjasteeze I was just talking about this last night! "How are you" is another way of saying, "hi". No reply is needed anymore. :\
  12. @ninjasteeze That's when you're caught in a lie & you just say, "Huh", "Wut" & "Err" about 50 times before you think up an excuse. ;)
  13. @LauraVogel Just read your tweet! Thnx for the feedback! Poppy called me last week & may be in the film when she gets to NY! Very excited!
  14. @ninjasteeze What about, "Are you sleeping?" I mean.........really?
  15. Watching too many cop shows where they're setting up prostitution rings in hotels & getting them off the street. Great, no work.
  16. It's the most beautiful day & I'm stuck inside a dark room w/a severe migraine w/a cold compress & Motrin having myself a pity party. ;(....
  17. @ninjasteeze Awww, come hang with us, Drew! You have 15 minutes to get here! O_O
  18. 24 minutes until happy hour! :)
  19. @Squeetthang You have a very 'acceptable' palate. How about trying a Puerto Rican cuisine?
  20. If a California roll isn't technically "sushi" and fish roe isn't technically "caviar", then what the hell am I eating?