Get short, timely messages from Derek Pante.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @dpante.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow dpante to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

dpante

  1. @roddy_rod Thanks!! The war's not over yet, though— we have a feeling there's an entire family hiding in the walls :( about 22 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to roddy_rod
  2. @sequencepost Those softball emails were killing me, man 11:28 AM May 31st via HootSuite in reply to sequencepost
  3. RT @sequencepost: Everyone saw our sweet Halo stuff, right? Just checking — vimeo.com/37334671 11:23 AM May 31st via HootSuite
  4. @joemercado22 I... I have no other proof :( I saw it though! He was greasy from all the peanut butter, and his eyes were really small 9:50 AM May 31st via HootSuite in reply to JoeMercado22
  5. Mouse Update 4: Mouse has been captured! twitter.com/dpante/status/… 9:18 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  6. I'm always slightly disappointed when I flush a toilet and there isn't a live studio audience to cheer me on #alBundy 1:39 PM May 30th via HootSuite
  7. @breezybeez He managed to eat all the peanut butter and climb out of the bucket, then he chewed on a bagel and shit on the kitchen table :( 6:10 PM May 29th via HootSuite in reply to breezybeez
  8. @roddy_rod I'll just send my trusty Charmander loyalkng.com/wp-content/upl… 4:48 PM May 29th via web in reply to roddy_rod
  9. @yo_she That's so great man! Next time you're back here, let me know and we'll catch up over lunch or something! 3:59 PM May 29th via HootSuite in reply to yo_she
  10. RT @davidarias: Sick skate vid. The shot at 1:16 is dope. ow.ly/be0Zg via @COLORMAG 12:03 PM May 29th via HootSuite
  11. @brad_slavin Our mouse trap needs more Mouse Trap courses.knox.edu/theatre121/Ima… 9:50 AM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to brad_slavin
  12. @MorganJeske @toddsmithdesign He can charm the pants off of anything 9:39 AM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to MorganJeske
  13. Mouse Update 3: Mouse ate up a bagel, pancake mix, and took multiple poops all over the table. Homie, it's on. 9:39 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
  14. @toddsmithdesign So you're saying we have to break its legs 9:30 AM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to toddsmithdesign
  15. Mouse Trap Update 2: Mouse ate all the peanut butter and escaped the bucket. We're dealing with a supermouse. 9:25 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
  16. It's freezing! You lied to me, weather app! 8:54 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. You can't look tough with plucked eyebrows, bro 10:27 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Holy smokes I think the mouse trap worked... I can't look though, too creeped out/disgusted :( 7:27 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
  19. Ramp, soda can, and peanut butter- will it trap our office mouse? Stay tuned to find out! twitter.com/dpante/status/… 6:30 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, you're making the rest of us look bad 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ledu6… 10:51 AM May 26th via web