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  1. http://twitpic.com/vlnte - -- Samsung Electronics Repair Kit about 7 hours ago from TwitPic
  2. I mean: 30 years after the first puns about manuals from slant-eyed manufacturers appeared on Usenet they still haven‘t learned. about 8 hours ago from curl
  3. Or replace #stupid_japanese_fuckers by any slant-eye nationallity you like. about 8 hours ago from curl
  4. Oh cool, now on page 40 of the manual we get to the question: "You want to activate your smartcard?" #stupid_japanese_fuckers about 8 hours ago from curl
  5. Hint to Samsung: Advanced Configuration on page 1 and First Steps on page 30 can be considered #collation_fail about 8 hours ago from curl
  6. Oh - and the "confirmation of subscription" that I mentioned earlier may take up to 1 hour **per channel**. This is so 1985. about 8 hours ago from curl
  7. To put it into perspective: Setting up Sendmail is a breeze compared to getting this Samsung box to show some TV programs. about 8 hours ago from curl
  8. Could somebody at Unity Media pls explain why I should "subscribe" to a free TV channel and why confirmation "may take up to 1 hour"? about 9 hours ago from curl
  9. Honestly, this Samsung manual reads like a printout from the "Universal Translator" after it was hit by a Romulan virus. about 9 hours ago from curl
  10. Reading the manual for a Samsung Digital TV receiver and wishing I hadn‘t skipped introductory Klingon at college. #documentation_fail about 9 hours ago from curl
  11. RT @michaelgeist: The year in technology law and policy: My annual A (ACTA) to Z (Zoocasa) review. http://bit.ly/4GtiLr about 9 hours ago from web
  12. LIDL offers the little terrorist the "Energizer" == 1 kg of compacted explosive pre-rigged to be triggered from a single fuse. about 9 hours ago from curl
  13. After inspecting this years fireworks offering I‘m not looking forward to New Year‘s Eve. Clusterbombs in the hands of alcoholics ... about 10 hours ago from curl
  14. Dear COO of Eplus, sending said 3 identical copies 2 days after receiving the info requested in them is total failure. #eplus_sucks 8:16 AM Dec 27th from curl
  15. Dear COO of Eplus, snailmailing 3 letter-perfect identical copies of a letter to the same person in 1 day is not a sign of efficiency. 8:14 AM Dec 27th from curl
  16. Seeing the origins of the man. Has anybody considered that the Delta plane bombing may have been some kind of Nigerian scam? 6:30 AM Dec 27th from curl
  17. Season of the N-list #holiday_rock 6:20 AM Dec 27th from curl
  18. The Top N tits and tats of nnnn - the perfect grepable template for headlines during the last week of any year. #writeaids 6:17 AM Dec 27th from curl
  19. New Years Resolution: In 2010 I‘ll buy a Windows netbook so I can watch flash movies and catch viruses. #2010 5:56 AM Dec 27th from curl
  20. Good afternoon. Could somebody please clear the cobwebs from my brain? Thx! 5:18 AM Dec 26th from curl
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