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dozba

  1. Current status twitter.com/dozba/status/2…
  2. I just turned 28 in a rental car office at the Tampa airport. It's been kept real.
  3. Showing up on a crowded plane with a 3 year old and a baby clears out seats in a fuckin' hurry.
  4. @sarahfriedland coming from you? Lol
  5. General life principle: do you really need all that shit?
  6. @jewree after the ban, I will buy you a duck. Are live ducks illegal? If you have a live duck and a knife, is that constructive possession?
  7. @jewree foie gras is like the least healthy thing a person can eat
  8. I leave message here on service but you do not call.
  9. The same country that produced @deadmau5 and poutine also produced Justin Bieber and Nickelback. What gives, Canada?
  10. @Skrillex how long does it take you, start to finish, to compose a track?
  11. "I cheat on my taxes" twitter.com/dozba/status/2…
  12. The "loading gears" on Blogger are really, really awful.
  13. I can tell by the scabs on your face that you enjoyed the 3-day tweakend.
  14. Scumbag Caltrain: the one day I get here to take the 15 minute early train, trains delayed by 17 minutes.
  15. @codinghorror I'm going to stab you.
  16. @codinghorror Sadly, if you want to make modern web apps, its either JavaScript or CoffeeScript. Tabasco enema vs. Tapatio enema.
  17. Good lord, it was a bad indentation -- found it by backing through git-log. What the fuck, Coffeescript.
  18. @mipearson Yeah the language is way better than JS, but the tooling is still very weak.