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DoWhatITellYou

  1. Stretch both arms out and up. Now lower them slowly, announcing "[your name here] SUPERSTAR!" Good. 7:39 AM Apr 5th via HootSuite
  2. Say "I have become comfortably numb." Now pinch yourself very hard. Say "Fixed." Good. 7:04 AM Mar 29th via HootSuite
  3. Slo-mo bang your head against your desk or a nearby wall. Now look at the wall/desk and say "You've been warned." Good. 6:57 AM Mar 23rd via HootSuite
  4. Place the thumb of your left hand on your forehead. Now waggle your fingers and say "My mind is moving my fingers!" Good. 5:52 PM Mar 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Lean back about 5 degrees. Say "This is airplane-lying-down." Sit back up. Now say "This is airplane-sitting-up." Good. 4:05 PM Feb 23rd via HootSuite
  6. Make a very skeptical face. Now say "Skeptical Llama is Skeptical." Good. 1:34 PM Feb 16th via HootSuite
  7. Walk over to a shelf. Press your forehead against it. Say "I feel you, Shelf." Good. 10:06 AM Feb 9th via HootSuite
  8. The Llama is now in Super Bowl mode. Good work this week, see you Monday. Hug a football lover. Good. 2:24 PM Feb 3rd via HootSuite
  9. Happy Monday, followers. Pretend to gather and pack a snowball. Go to throw it, then take a bite of it. Now throw. Good. 1:16 PM Jan 30th via HootSuite
  10. Stretch your arms out in front of you. Waggle your fingers. Now quietly say "Abracadabra." Good. 5:37 AM Jan 27th via HootSuite
  11. Grab your earlobes. Squeeze them tightly. Pull them out and down. Release. Now say "Hearing activated." Good. 7:18 AM Jan 17th via Seesmic Desktop
  12. Put your chin on your desk. Look around. Now say "This is what a bug sees." Good. 9:44 AM Jan 10th via HootSuite
  13. Take a writing utensil and tap your keyboard with it. Say "You are no better than I, BUTTONS." Now type "am too." Good. 8:18 AM Jan 6th via HootSuite
  14. Happy Tuesday, everyone. Close your eyes. Say "Rose colored, please." Now tap your eyelids 3 times. Good. #firstdayback 8:08 AM Jan 3rd via HootSuite
  15. Look around you. Say "I hope no one in here is working. Relay!" Now run and touch the door, then sit back down. Good. 11:04 AM Dec 29th, 2011 via HootSuite
  16. May your days be merrYYYY and BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIGHT! Good. 9:11 AM Dec 27th, 2011 via Seesmic Desktop
  17. Look deep into your screen. Attempt to see the future. Say "Soon, I will clap three times. Now clap three times. Good. 1:24 PM Dec 15th, 2011 via HootSuite
  18. Bounce your knees. Now say "Stop that," but keep bouncing them. Say "I mean it, stop." Stop. Good. 2:06 PM Dec 14th, 2011 via HootSuite
  19. Happy Monday, followers. Write the words "cha cha cha" on a post-it and stick it on something un-festive. Good. 12:17 PM Dec 12th, 2011 via HootSuite
  20. The Llama is now in Weekend Mode. Good work this week, see you Monday. #shopllama ow.ly/7y3a3 7:15 PM Dec 9th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
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