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The longer I have a girl toddler the less surprised I am that all those princesses ended up in towers.
4:04 PM Nov 8th
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"You said we did it for the show" is my new justification for everything.
5:19 PM Oct 18th
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PYCFD
11:33 AM Sep 20th
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I'm halting about reading the solving problem. No, wait, I'm solving about halting the reading problem. No, wait. I'm...
7:08 PM Sep 16th
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The doctor asked me to start counting backwards from Snow Leopard. I can't remember what comes before Ubuntu.
3:38 PM Sep 13th
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A couple asked me to take their picture today. Why would I want a picture of them? I don't even know these people.
5:36 PM Sep 12th
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I thought I'd lost my phone. It turned out I had my shorts on backwards. Explains the butter stains too.
7:07 PM Sep 5th
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"It was pretty good. I dozed off for most of the middle though." They never use my reviews on the posters.
7:48 PM Aug 24th
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I thought I saw Don Knotts today. I knew it wasn't Don Knotts but you know what I mean. I saw someone who had his ways.
5:33 PM Aug 23rd
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My "Charlie Brown Teacher's Voice" impression is spot-on.
2:05 PM Aug 20th
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"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." ~ Mitch Hedberg
5:50 PM Aug 17th
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rt @ "I hate every programming language. I would write my own language, but I also hate myself."
5:40 PM Aug 17th
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A neighbor kid shows up from time to time dressed as Superman. I think
it's him anyway. Very difficult to say for sure without the glasses.
4:20 PM Aug 17th
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Just witnessed a spider do a magic trick. Would rather not have.
4:57 PM Aug 16th
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Playing restaurant with her. "Taco smoothie." Pass.
1:29 PM Aug 16th
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She's got the Q-Tip cornered in the toilet. "Why is the cat wet?" That second part hasn't happened yet.
11:39 AM Aug 16th
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Archie has proposed to Veronica. The ceremony will take place in Vegas but Jughead is no longer invited. Obvious reasons.
5:37 PM Aug 15th
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Never threaten a kitten with a Twinkie.
1:52 PM Aug 15th
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I can't remember if we're still at war with pistachios or not. I have trouble managing my hysteria on the weekend.
5:35 AM Aug 15th
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So close yet so far away.
1:48 PM Aug 13th
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- Name Derek D Owens
- Location South Bend, IN
- Bio Uses Fung Ku powers to program algorithms on his laptop of justice.
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