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DougStanhope

  1. Will be in Ft Lauderdale, FL August 18th ow.ly/bg2N3
  2. Coming to Orlando, FL, August 16th. That's right, a venue with seats. ow.ly/bfUnD
  3. I'll be playing Charleston, SC August 10th. ow.ly/bfOXB
  4. Coming back to New Orleans, August 23rd. ow.ly/bfEGG
  5. Coming to Charlotte, NC, August 11th. ow.ly/bfz46
  6. Yep @JeffMinhinnick Celeb's like @DougStanhope w/ twitter acc'ts like celeb scientologists. U know it exists but don't believe they use it.
  7. Dont bother. Wait til next in Aug .@RyanCroft Percocet, rum and finally watching @DougStanhope's Oslo: Burning Bridge to Nowhere.
  8. Listening to "Double Dare" by @Molotov_Jukebox repeatedly like a 15 yr old. On my bucket list to hear it live on the porch.
  9. Hey, watch @brendonwalsh The Half Hour tonight on Comedy Central ow.ly/ba9kj
  10. Playing Atlanta, GA Aug 25th @relapsetheatre ow.ly/b6G9m
  11. Playing Knoxville, TN, Wed 8th August ow.ly/b6s1J
  12. Finishing Celeb Apprentice is like finishing a carton of smokes where you think " This time I'm done for real." @LisaLampanelli
  13. Nick Stahl dummy @10thplanetTony im about to start a death pool with some friends who do you think should be my first pick?
  14. Gov Bill Janklow & Gary Carter @GonzoKitchen " who did they have that you didn't?"
  15. Yes I did but so did 1st place so I remain in 2nd. @TheMadChad @Ralphie_May #dailydouble "Anybody have Robin Gibb?"
  16. Lockerbie bomber death moves me from 7th to 2nd place in death pool pushing Bingo back to 3rd. How you feeling, @Ralphie_May?
  17. My money is on "Went The Day Well. at 5-1. #preakness
  18. Anyone know another place to get roasted fetus? Having a dinner party and my connection had trouble.... fb.me/15z0GB5y2