dougpatton
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"Badder? That's terrible grammar, you mean that game is worser than the others". I love this county.
9:27 AM Dec 8th
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I'm starting to think "Hogan's Heros" is slightly inaccurate, historically speaking.
9:21 AM Dec 8th
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I'm glad that getting home requires passing over home, and doubling back. Also, this many hours in an airport= swine flu.
7:57 AM Oct 19th
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Dear business-man in the airport, we're the only ones in this terminal, and you have to sit right across from me?
4:48 AM Oct 19th
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A small child coughed near me in the airport, I beat the dogshit out of her. Not because of swine flu fears, because of that balloon boy.
4:29 AM Oct 16th
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I've started using evernote, a note taking program for macs. Mostly filled with notes saying "kill lincoln @ fords"
6:06 PM Oct 15th
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No seriously, who the fuck do I talk to about the cracker to turkey slice ration in my fucking lunchable? Godammit!
4:33 PM Oct 15th
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Texting while driving- no problem. Flossing while driving? I almost swerve off the road. Clearly they are focusing on the wrong problem.
7:00 AM Oct 15th
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Dear man from craigslist who purchased my small couch. I never had sex on it........with anyone but myself. Enjoy!!
7:15 AM Oct 14th
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I take most of my car fashion tips from the clearance isle at walmart?
12:54 PM Oct 7th
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Oh good, now that my Myspace and Twitter status are connected, i can go back to not checking either one. Im too bored.
9:49 AM Oct 7th
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"Look swayze, imma let you finish, but MJ had the best death this year".
9:32 AM Sep 16th
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Nobody puts Swayze in a cooler
8:40 PM Sep 14th
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Vinnie Jones (Snatch, X-Men, Gone in 60 Sec) fights Stone Cold Steve Austin. Haha, what a terrible movie.....
9:34 AM Sep 11th
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@ Galvanized or orange plastic?
8:31 AM Sep 10th
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"Pastor fatally shot by police in drug sting"... That poor man!!!, oh wait....the pastor tried to RUN OVER A COP WITH A CAR!
6:48 AM Sep 4th
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just heard: "great, so now disney will make the next crappy batman movie"....
4:00 PM Aug 31st
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"'Final Destination' No. 1 at box office" wait... That's real???
5:13 PM Aug 30th
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- "Victims of repeated abuse suffer complex trauma" ...duh.
10:47 AM Aug 29th
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Oh, lemme just check CNN for todays important news, oh top story "miley cyrus full on making out".... Way to go cnn, no one likes you....
7:05 AM Aug 22nd
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- Name Doug
- Bio One day I'm a cop, the next day I'm a stage manager, the next day I sell video games. Who the hell knows....
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