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douglasmartini

  1. All I wanna do is write novels, move to Chicago, and grow a big-ass beard. 9:48 PM Jun 1st via web
  2. I have emerged from my Twitter hiatus to mourn Dan Harmon no longer being Community's showrunner. 12:32 AM May 19th via web
  3. @lauralloyd AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2:55 PM May 15th via web in reply to lauralloyd
  4. Is Ty Segall's last name pronounced Seagall as in "seagull" or Seagall as in "Steven Segal?" You'd think I would have known this for years. 12:33 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @DocZeus His name is Alex. 3:12 AM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DocZeus
  6. If you're going to dislike Bryce Harper, dislike him for bringing the hipster mullet to Major League Baseball. 3:11 AM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. How have I not heard Gap Dream before today. @livesloudly is the greatest. 11:09 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. This guy at Magnolia just went into the ladies' restroom because he had to pee so badly. I laughed until I considered how good an idea i ... 8:33 PM Apr 26th via txt
  9. So I might have to bring several bags of these Texas Pete flavored chips back to Seattle. 9:40 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Blasting "Sister Ray," hauling a Burger Records tote. Feel like I should have a shirt that says, "ASK ME ABOUT AUSTIN PSYCH FEST." 3:34 PM Apr 25th via Mobile Web
  11. Didn`t want to tell him I`m covering Austin Psych Fest this weekend, because I already brag too much about my life. 9:43 AM Apr 25th via Mobile Web
  12. Some guy complimented me on my Burger Records bag here at the airport, and we had a nice conversation about King Tuff. 9:37 AM Apr 25th via Mobile Web
  13. Today in Really Cool Things: A six-page story on Kyle Field in this month`s GQ. 9:13 AM Apr 25th via Mobile Web
  14. Signs you're becoming an adult: When plates not made of paper go from "barely practical" to "vaguely essential." 12:31 AM Apr 25th via web
  15. @deafrace2000 The only movie of its ilk better than CB4 is This is Spinal Tap. Fear of a Black Hat is up there, though. 11:14 PM Apr 24th via web in reply to deafrace2000
  16. I for one am overjoyed that Our Band Could Be Your Life is once again a vogue reference point for indie-rock bands. 11:08 PM Apr 24th via web
  17. I bought a pair of Toms and ate those Dorito Tacos from Taco Bell today. Here's to eye-opening experiences. 9:28 PM Apr 24th via web
  18. Retail therapy is real. 8:38 PM Apr 24th via web
  • Name Martin Douglas
  • Location The Moon and Antarctica
  • Web http://douglasmar...
  • Bio Celebrating almost three decades of acute self-sabotage.
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