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@ @ @ Wait... That antho had guidelines?
11:33 AM Nov 20th
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Okay, so the wife is finally on the mend. Fuckin' pigs got her, but she showed em who's boss. Now I will drink.
6:30 PM Nov 17th
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Just for the record, the ER is not a fun place to spend your time, and the *ahem* cafe makes for a shitty writing spot.
9:39 PM Nov 14th
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@ I know my file must be eating up 90% of the store by now. I haven't forgotten. I'll be buy to spend money soon.
11:58 PM Jul 14th
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@ is here now. Hide your liquor.
8:48 PM Jun 29th
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Anyway... G'night.
11:53 PM Jun 19th
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I'm guilty of it. But seriously, folks. We don't have to do that. I hereby give us permission to go to bed without tweeting about it.
11:52 PM Jun 19th
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The greatest tragedy of the Twitter revolution is that every night, between 11 and 3, "goodnight" is a trending topic.
11:51 PM Jun 19th
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@ Sure, it's great and all, but waking up the next morning and wondering just how overwrought and pretentious I got sucks.
1:21 PM Jun 19th
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@? Big news? Tonight? SQUEEL!
2:42 PM Jun 18th
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DFW story about a monster called Stickhead: "Stickhead." DFW story about a monster called Ember Eyes: "Ember Eyes." I need new ideas.
2:40 PM Jun 18th
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2:24 PM Jun 18th
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I just got wise to the Iranian election chaos. I have to sleep now, but Jesus, how can I? What is going on over there?
10:58 PM Jun 14th
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Sure would like it if I could find a few more extra critical prereaders willing to rip my ass to shreds...
10:45 PM Jun 14th
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@ THAT IS ENOUGH OUT OF YOU, YOUNG MAN! Seriously dude, dire writing straights today. I'm about to become a beekeeper.
2:16 PM May 23rd
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@ Okay, you're not a fascist. BTW, have you seen my ability to write competently sitting around? I've misplaced it...
2:01 PM May 23rd
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Okay, let's make this one a trending topic... . A truly American sentiment on which all Americans can agree.
1:30 PM May 23rd
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@ Max's bday party is tonight. You going?
1:29 PM May 23rd
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@ is a neologist. @ is linguo-fascist.
1:27 PM May 23rd
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@ Me - Do we have an extra 18 bucks to buy a book online? Wife - Sure. Which book? Me - Um... It's called WITCH? Wife - No.
6:36 AM May 19th
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- Name Douglas F. Warrick
- Location Dayton OH
- Web http://www.dougla...
- Bio Writer (theoretically), douchebag (confirmed)
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