dougistweeting
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I mean, who WOULD be afraid of "no ghosts"?
10:29 PM May 31st
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Can we just crown the Spurs, send these clowns on vacation and get ready for a full season next year?
8:04 PM May 30th
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Self-esteem and self-awareness are mutually exclusive traits.
3:03 PM May 30th
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Tweeting and driving is easy. I don't know what the big
2:00 PM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
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Insurance dude on the phone said, “…And I assume you’re single.” What a fuckhead! Dead right. But still. Fuckhead.
11:17 AM May 23rd
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- Name Doug Patterson
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Bio They can kill you, but the legalities of eating you are quite a bit dicier.
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