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It behooves me to learn more about horseshoe removal.about 10 hours agofrom web
Sweet! I just won Madoff's baby skull collection and his prized diamond nose ring.about 10 hours agofrom web
I'm at the Bernie Madoff auction. Currently the high bidder for his Pearl Jam poster (signed by Stone Gossard!) #fingerscrossedabout 10 hours agofrom web
RT @garretcurtis @douggpound I can't follow you anymore. Your puns are just depressing to me now. (here's the attention you are looking for)5:02 PM Nov 13thfrom web
This morning my friend kept going on and on about his tiny sports car. Miata yadda yadda...11:33 AM Nov 13thfrom Tweetie
Ping Thongs are the Booty Calls of the Twitter Age.4:42 PM Nov 12thfrom web
I'm dancing at The Cyst Teen Chapel. It's my local all ages goth club.9:03 PM Nov 11thfrom Tweetie
My balls are dusted with the new, masculine baby powder from Johnson and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.5:06 PM Nov 11thfrom web
Season Cinco of Tim and Eric is the grossest yet. I'm literally choking back the barf trying to edit this segment. Suggestions?3:26 PM Nov 11thfrom web
I'm having a a Veteran's Day movie night tonight. We're gonna watch "V".11:35 AM Nov 11thfrom web
