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  1. It behooves me to learn more about horseshoe removal.
  2. Sweet! I just won Madoff's baby skull collection and his prized diamond nose ring.
  3. I'm at the Bernie Madoff auction. Currently the high bidder for his Pearl Jam poster (signed by Stone Gossard!) #fingerscrossed
  4. Note to Self - Loved your October issue.
  5. All my gay friends are acting weird. Is Freddie Mercury in retrograde?
  6. @robdelaney Thanks, I'm putting the Zoloft away!
  7. RT @garretcurtis @douggpound I can't follow you anymore. Your puns are just depressing to me now. (here's the attention you are looking for)
  8. This morning my friend kept going on and on about his tiny sports car. Miata yadda yadda...
  9. Ping Thongs are the Booty Calls of the Twitter Age.
  10. @thismyshow boom!
  11. I'm dancing at The Cyst Teen Chapel. It's my local all ages goth club.
  12. My balls are dusted with the new, masculine baby powder from Johnson and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
  13. Season Cinco of Tim and Eric is the grossest yet. I'm literally choking back the barf trying to edit this segment. Suggestions?
  14. I'm having a a Veteran's Day movie night tonight. We're gonna watch "V".
  15. RT @JoshCheeeneee: Clumsy librarians are always droppin' knowledge.
  16. haha, ok, he does sound like me. jerk! RT @robint22 @douggpound http://bit.ly/LGBan This guy is your voice twin
  17. Part two of the Frosting Saga featuring a rapping @ericwareheim ! http://tinyurl.com/ydfqtvy
  18. I'm wearing my skin tight American Apparel Snuggie today.
  19. RT ArcticStripes @douggpound I fucking love your tweets, they make me laugh at least 99% of the time :) (me too)
  20. Here's part one of a 2 part Frosting Saga. Featuring @grahamsmith and @johnnypemberton http://tinyurl.com/ycfs2dd