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  1. RT @TheOnion: Rat-Shit-Covered Physicians Baffled By Spread Of Black Plague (#7) http://bit.ly/5dof19 #OurAnnualYear about 15 hours ago from Brizzly
  2. RT @warrenellis: You people were supposed to stop me getting drunk, damnit. [dougfort: me too] 12:11 PM Dec 14th from Brizzly
  3. Naoto Matsumoto: "Self and desire are just part of a nice Christmas photo". 10:19 AM Dec 13th from Brizzly
  4. RT @GreatDismal: RT @martin_fff: Satan Claus http://bit.ly/8x43d8 2:53 AM Dec 13th from Brizzly
  5. It is gone with Enron. http://bit.ly/6B8lW9 9:09 AM Dec 10th from Brizzly
  6. RT @dangerroom: What Congress Should Ask McChrystal http://bit.ly/5Ar3s8 9:25 AM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  7. FWIW I wrote these programs: http://bit.ly/68MWXN 1:02 PM Dec 4th from Brizzly
  8. "That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die." 2:11 PM Dec 3rd from Brizzly
  9. RT @JPBarlow: RT @EFF Breaking News: Sprint received *8 mil* cop requests for customers' location info last year! http://bit.ly/88LTvr 11:09 AM Dec 1st from Brizzly
  10. RT @stephenfry: RT @MrStevieWebb: How many Freudians does it take to screw in a bulb? Two.one to screw in.1 to hold the cock..father..LADDER 5:17 PM Nov 30th from Brizzly
  11. RT @warrenellis: Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day 5:26 AM Nov 26th from Brizzly
  12. @leverus I was going to quarrel with your list, you left out some of my favorites. Readin your criteria again, I couldn't do any better. 8:48 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly in reply to leverus
  13. Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES 1:01 PM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  14. "America is not a young land: it is old and dirty and evil before the settlers, before the Indians. The evil is there waiting." Burroughs 9:28 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  15. She was the roughest, toughest frail...but Minnie had a heart as big as a whale. 4:49 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  16. RT @GreatDismal: RT @claytoncubitt: RT @jzellis: Twilight: for people who thought Anne Rice novels were way too testosterone-fueled. 6:23 PM Nov 21st from Brizzly
  17. RT @pickover: Watermelon demon rises from the depths of hell. http://bit.ly/2pXyx3 6:01 PM Nov 19th from Brizzly
  18. Naoto Matsumoto says: Stop doubting. You are Mr I-know-Tao, 100% guaranteed, because true You are Tao itself. 9:46 AM Nov 19th from Brizzly
  19. I just nominated SpiderOak for the Best Internet Application Crunchie! Nominate here: http://bit.ly/1a0vqg #crunchies 2:55 PM Nov 17th from web
  20. RT @stephenfry: There is no sound on this earth that promises pleasure so thrillingly as the Dr Who theme tune *tingle* 2:49 PM Nov 15th from Brizzly