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  1. Facing Criticism, Goldman Sachs Cancels Plan to Dance Around Bonfire of Thousand-dollar Bills (via @BorowitzReport)
  2. @thepartyofno I'm guessing God is gonna say NO to that prayer request and suspend your praying privileges for a month! C'mon - pray nice.
  3. Inspired By Oprah, Homeless Guy Ends 25 Years of Shouting at Passersby (via @BorowitzReport)
  4. I was playing soccer at school when I heard the news from Dallas 46 years ago today. I remember my teachers crying and going home early.
  5. @Teresamerica I know you are, but what am I? What are you, 9-years-old?
  6. @Kasons4 Wow, I guess it's a good thing God doesn't live in Japan.
  7. @Teresamerica I can see you ignoring me. You should probably block me or I just might get you to start thinking for yourself someday.
  8. @Teresamerica Metaphor: "a figure of speech concisely expressed by comparing two things, saying that one is the other"
  9. RT @BorowitzReport: When I can't remember an actor's name, I don't know whether to blame my memory or his career.
  10. @Teresamerica Sounds to me like you don't really believe in the electoral system. I guess that makes you unamerican. That's unfortunate.
  11. @toyman10 Right. I guess we should all just pretend that Bush and his merry band of criminals were just a very long, very bad dream.
  12. HA! Even 67% of Faux News viewers say O's bow WAS appropriate. http://tinyurl.com/yz3hlgx ~ #inyourfaceailes (via @JDArtist)
  13. @Teresamerica I see. So you want to overthrow the duly elected US govt, take up arms and kill other Americans, but that's not treason? Wow!
  14. @Teresamerica Who said I wasn't comfortable? Btw, we have revolutions already.They're called ELECTIONS! We had one recently.Your side lost.
  15. @Teresamerica So I assume that being the good patriot you are, you'd be perfectly willing to take up arms and kill your fellow Americans.
  16. @Teresamerica All revolutions are not equal. The one you're fantasizing about would be called - what's the word? Oh yeah - Treason.
  17. Oh dear! Now even Sarah Palin's own fans are booing her! Probably not a good sign. http://ow.ly/163lxp
  18. @thepartyofno Great idea! Let's send The Fab Four to North Korea! They'll make L'il Kim even more nuts than he already is!!
  19. SHOCKING VIDEO! Sarah Palin speaks the truth to Oprah. Funny. http://www.youtube.com/watc... (via @smilin_jim)
  20. "Palin said that Obama's economic plan was 'back-asswards.' Obama replied that Palin was uckin' fun-qualified." (Jimmy Fallon)