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  1. Homemade flamethrowers is a massive YouTube category.
  2. Inside of my head feels like what remains at the bottom of a bag of Halloween candy roughly a week after trick-or-treating.
  3. Orange Tic-tacs taste just like Bayer childrens' aspirin in a highly recommendable way. Ate a whole container in one 5-minute drive.
  4. eBay's search engine has died. Feels kind of End of Days.
  5. RT @brianpaschke: Muji + Lego = http://www.muji.net/store/p...
  6. Ripped out the corner of my left index fingernail. Stinggggggggg
  7. Am convinced the nextdoor neighbor's gardeners are using bootlegged leaded gasoline from China to fuel their wretched leafblowers. *STENCH*
  8. A bird flew into the kitchen window. My father gave it CPR to revive it.
  9. For pop culture lovers only: http://bit.ly/3xkoMH
  10. Can vitamin D keep you awake?
  11. I # n @ s 0m & n i ....A
  12. Look out Miracle Whip ...Premium Crackers are now on your ass: http://bit.ly/joi54
  13. A thing of beauty... http://bit.ly/YFF8Y
  14. Whole wheat Kraft Dinner? I know.
  15. Eating bacon and eggs at a restaurant feels like time travel.
  16. You. Me. Powell's. Tonight. 7:30.
  17. Portland is too perfect to be true. It has to have a Gimp stashed away in a box somewhere.
  18. When cars are gone it's going to be hard to believe they ever once existed.
  19. Guy from Anchorage in the airport lounge is discussing his ugly divorce in shocking detail over the phone with his lawyer.
  20. If base 2 is binary, and base 10 is decimal, what's base 26?