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  1. Balloon Boy's dad got sentenced to 30 days in jail. Maybe he'll get time off for odd behavior.
  2. Twitter gives me something to do while standing in line with Xmas shoppers! #ineededsomesocks
  3. HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE MORGANS? - They were ostracized for not liking AVATAR. #eightwordsorless #ilovemovies
  4. My pal @toddbarry just admitted defeat. Let's not let him throw in the towel! Text STANDUP BARRY to 44686 many times! http://bit.ly/7pdbzs
  5. Thanks to all your voting I'm addicted and need more! Text STANDUP BENSON to 44686. Or text SITDOWN PESCATELLI. #sheisanicelady
  6. Please text STANDUP BENSON to 44686 a lot of times! Standard text messaging rate...wait, who pays for texting anymore?
  7. Tammy Pescatelli totally deserves the 42,000 votes she somehow got overnight. Robots love her! http://bit.ly/7pdbzs
  8. That wasn't me bagging on AVATAR. That was an avatar of me that infiltrated my Twitter account to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  9. A vote for Doug Benson is a vote for someone you might not necessarily agree with! http://bit.ly/7pdbzs
  10. That sounds dirty! RT @BBKing77 @DougBenson Only if he does the job while he's in town.
  11. Am I really not married if the ceremony was conducted by a snow man? I believe someone said his name was Parson Brown.
  12. Yes, I watched it high (very) and no, I didn't fall asleep. What are we talking about again?
  13. Stoner_stuff You can DM someone if they are following you. You would be able to DM me if I was following you. (But I'm not)
  14. I never used the word hate. I'm not angry, I'm just a comedian making jokes about a shitty film. #calmdowneveryone
  15. make. #ilovejamescameronmoviesbutnotthisone
  16. There are many worse films this year (TRANSFORMERS or TWILIGHT, anyone?) but none of them took over a decade and a na'zillion dollars to ...
  17. There isn't enough weed in the world to make AVATAR interesting to me.
  18. I can watch parts of ALIENS, TITANIC, TRUE LIES, T2 and even THE ABYSS over again. AVATAR? Never again.
  19. AVATAR is great if you'd rather watch a video game than play it.
  20. AVATAR - Feliz Na'vi dud. #eightwordsorless