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  1. Know what I like best about doing a podcast? No one says after "you sounded fat."
  2. I wonder if the GOP's Purity Test involves a lake and a heavy rock.
  3. Spike Lee doesn't think there are enough black characters in INVICTUS. #fakefact
  4. I can't curb my enthusiasm for the season finale of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM! #respectwood
  5. Confused by my last tweet? Me too!
  6. Be there in 10. Still gotta leave at 10:30. :(
  7. If the vaporizer was a musical instrument I'd be pretty good at it. #vaposymphonyorchestra
  8. http://ping.fm/p/9Tp5C - Shit got sexy in the hotel gym today!
  9. The voice in current Chevron ads is Campbell Scott. You're welcome.
  10. Reiku in Dallas, I love putting your sushi in me. #foodhole
  11. http://ping.fm/p/V61Ej - Thanks, Dallas!
  12. Saw THE BLIND SIDE today because @grahamelwood likes daffy movies. Less emphasis on Sandy B's boobies than I was expecting. #sadface
  13. Predictive texting on my iPhone changed "faggy" to "daffy." Sent text anyway cuz that's close enough.
  14. Oh my God, this sushi I'm eating tastes like raw fish.
  15. Both shows at Hyena's in Dallas are sold out, Im told. So smoke some bowls and watch me on Comedy Central from 9:30 to 11:00 central time.
  16. Is intersectio Italian or something? RT @RealJeffreyRoss It's probly dangerous for me 2 b tweeting while driving through a busy intersectio
  17. See me and @grahamelwood at 88 Broadway in Urbana, IL, on Saturday Dec. 5. It's gonna be a wangdoodledoo! www.etix.com
  18. Finally thanks to NEW MOON, hairy palms are sexy!
  19. The worst: Rubber Band (via @jambloes). And @joey_t thinks I should look into Lap Band.
  20. Really fun: Rock Band. Not so much fun: Marching Band.