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  1. Know what I like best about doing a podcast? No one says after "you sounded fat." about 1 hour ago from txt
  2. I wonder if the GOP's Purity Test involves a lake and a heavy rock. about 7 hours ago from txt
  3. Spike Lee doesn't think there are enough black characters in INVICTUS. #fakefact about 22 hours ago from txt
  4. I can't curb my enthusiasm for the season finale of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM! #respectwood 6:44 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  5. Confused by my last tweet? Me too! 9:49 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  6. Be there in 10. Still gotta leave at 10:30. :( 9:46 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  7. If the vaporizer was a musical instrument I'd be pretty good at it. #vaposymphonyorchestra 5:51 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  8. http://ping.fm/p/9Tp5C - Shit got sexy in the hotel gym today! 11:09 AM Nov 22nd from Ping.fm
  9. The voice in current Chevron ads is Campbell Scott. You're welcome. 8:26 AM Nov 22nd from web
  10. Reiku in Dallas, I love putting your sushi in me. #foodhole 8:39 PM Nov 21st from txt
  11. http://ping.fm/p/V61Ej - Thanks, Dallas! 6:51 PM Nov 21st from Ping.fm
  12. Saw THE BLIND SIDE today because @grahamelwood likes daffy movies. Less emphasis on Sandy B's boobies than I was expecting. #sadface 4:19 PM Nov 21st from web
  13. Predictive texting on my iPhone changed "faggy" to "daffy." Sent text anyway cuz that's close enough. 10:39 AM Nov 21st from txt
  14. Oh my God, this sushi I'm eating tastes like raw fish. 6:18 PM Nov 20th from txt
  15. Both shows at Hyena's in Dallas are sold out, Im told. So smoke some bowls and watch me on Comedy Central from 9:30 to 11:00 central time. 5:40 PM Nov 20th from web
  16. Is intersectio Italian or something? RT @RealJeffreyRoss It's probly dangerous for me 2 b tweeting while driving through a busy intersectio 1:05 PM Nov 20th from web
  17. See me and @grahamelwood at 88 Broadway in Urbana, IL, on Saturday Dec. 5. It's gonna be a wangdoodledoo! www.etix.com 11:37 AM Nov 20th from web
  18. Finally thanks to NEW MOON, hairy palms are sexy! 10:13 AM Nov 20th from web
  19. The worst: Rubber Band (via @jambloes). And @joey_t thinks I should look into Lap Band. 8:44 AM Nov 20th from web
  20. Really fun: Rock Band. Not so much fun: Marching Band. 8:38 AM Nov 20th from web
  • Name Doug Benson
  • Location Los Angeles
  • Web http://www.myspac...
  • Bio My new CD, DOUG BENSON: UNBALANCED LOAD, and my podcast, I LOVE MOVIES, are on iTunes now. Where they belong.
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