DoucheLarue
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i bet ray lewis tackles anyone with a football jersey when he goes to the mall...the rest he probably stabs.
about 5 hours ago
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RT @ 8 things every guy secretly wishes his girlfriend would do | Guyism
about 5 hours ago
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the minesotta vikings won as many games today than the timberwolves have won all season.
about 7 hours ago
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writing for the internet should just be called "arguing with everyone ever"
about 7 hours ago
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coors light: when the mountains turn red, you know you've had too much to drink.
about 7 hours ago
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RT @ Hawaiian Punch & Vodka... you are my lady of the night.
about 7 hours ago
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@ he'll have to fucking find me first (shakes fist angrily) (opens front door to 12 men in suits) (never heard from again)
about 7 hours ago
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why? is he the king of deleware or something? RT @ @ Joe Biden is rolling in his grave.
about 7 hours ago
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what is this "deleware" that flacco is always talking about? is that in europe?
about 7 hours ago
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@ @ i'm not crazy. i'm usually just drunk. which, looking around, seems to be the sanest thing to be in this world.
about 8 hours ago
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@ when they benched young he had no weapons. when they get him weapons he wins. can't teach heart or the will to win.
about 8 hours ago
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blogs wouldn't have video. di bona FTW! RT @ @ @ If it was not for Vin De Bona? YouTube would not exist. /science
about 8 hours ago
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@ oh man, you just blew my mind, ha ha. sadly, that is my favorite show of all-time. @ can attest to that.
about 8 hours ago
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unless it's a track meet RT @ do not make the mistake of thinking that because someone got here first, they are best.
about 8 hours ago
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@ that's like the yalta conference for people being struck in the testicles...
about 9 hours ago
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wow RT @ Television history was just made. Saget & Bergeron to show nutshots together.
about 9 hours ago
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vince young just knows how to fucking win! someone should punch fisher in the face for ever benching him.
about 9 hours ago
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prince is going to come out after the game and sing "purple reign" and "1999 interceptions (for jay cutler)"
about 9 hours ago
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no picks in the first two rounds, no offensive line and no d, an int machine at qb, it's safe to say the bears are becoming the new lions.
about 9 hours ago
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@ did you give the star wars kid a broom and let him go nuts?
about 9 hours ago
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