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  1. I have actually turned into that girl who needs a suitcase just for shoes.
  2. If anyone wants chicken soft tacos, it's open bar at my house tonight.
  3. @noahkagan the fact that the movie's only saving grace was Ben Affleck is testament to how hard it sucked.
  4. love: the fact that despite @noahkagan's high fail rate with picking good movie rentals, I continue to let him choose.
  5. either my hair is crazy forgiving or I'm astonishingly adept with a pair of scissors. or I'm deluded and it'll be strictly hats for a month.
  6. @jojodonkey I thought that said "magic" tofu, which is always welcome in my fridge. thx for enlightening us on the utility of pyrex.
  7. I like iPhones. I just don't think they're worth their cost.
  8. Just nagged @noahkagan to finally get a new damn phone. @thewholeuniverse, YOU'RE WELCOME.
  9. I feel kind of guilty for having had Grand Central (now Google Voice) for over two years and never using it. Or even liking it. Clearly.
  10. sidebars with links to pages that all say "Coming soon!" or "Under construction!" and have for months #whatsthefuckingpoint #wastedclicks
  11. @noahkagan I only follow people who interest me, so, false. false for me.
  12. @lawgrrl_23 I just thought you were really trying to emphasize the feeling bit. You don't feel, you feeel. Literary techniques and whatnot.
  13. @noahkagan p.s. I've already spent an hour wearing down the internal edges (:
  14. @jtroll seriously, @noahkagan doesn't beat around the bush. he knows how to keep his woman happy.
  15. some girls have boyfriends who buy them jewelry and purses. mine surprised me with a rubik's cube in the mail. and that's why he's perfect.
  16. how does someone spend almost three hours formatting an entry, still to no avail? oh, I don't know, ASK WORDPRESS. #HATEHATEHATE #tears
  17. wordpress makes me want to punt wide-eyed puppies and kittens over a fence into a pool full of hungry non-Italian alligators.
  18. this go-to-bed-at-6-a.m.-and-sleep-for-three-hours thing is quickly losing its novelty.
  19. two-fer: @badlammy when do you leave? :\ @lawgrrl_23 if you want to sing out, sing out!
  20. Ich bin ein Steinbock, der liebt Steinbeck. Und Stein (Gertrude), und Beck.