dottedlinegirl
- I have actually turned into that girl who needs a suitcase just for shoes.about 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- If anyone wants chicken soft tacos, it's open bar at my house tonight.8:21 PM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
- @noahkagan the fact that the movie's only saving grace was Ben Affleck is testament to how hard it sucked.9:28 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to noahkagan
- love: the fact that despite @noahkagan's high fail rate with picking good movie rentals, I continue to let him choose.1:02 AM Jul 8th from web
- either my hair is crazy forgiving or I'm astonishingly adept with a pair of scissors. or I'm deluded and it'll be strictly hats for a month.6:01 PM Jul 7th from web
- @jojodonkey I thought that said "magic" tofu, which is always welcome in my fridge. thx for enlightening us on the utility of pyrex.11:47 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to jojodonkey
- I like iPhones. I just don't think they're worth their cost.4:48 PM Jul 4th from web
- Just nagged @noahkagan to finally get a new damn phone. @thewholeuniverse, YOU'RE WELCOME.12:25 PM Jul 4th from TwitterBerry
- I feel kind of guilty for having had Grand Central (now Google Voice) for over two years and never using it. Or even liking it. Clearly.4:52 AM Jul 3rd from web
- sidebars with links to pages that all say "Coming soon!" or "Under construction!" and have for months #whatsthefuckingpoint #wastedclicks3:56 PM Jul 2nd from web
- @noahkagan I only follow people who interest me, so, false. false for me.1:42 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to noahkagan
- @lawgrrl_23 I just thought you were really trying to emphasize the feeling bit. You don't feel, you feeel. Literary techniques and whatnot.11:54 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to lawgrrl_23
- @noahkagan p.s. I've already spent an hour wearing down the internal edges (:8:32 PM Jul 1st from web
- @jtroll seriously, @noahkagan doesn't beat around the bush. he knows how to keep his woman happy.8:31 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to jtroll
- some girls have boyfriends who buy them jewelry and purses. mine surprised me with a rubik's cube in the mail. and that's why he's perfect.6:31 PM Jul 1st from web
- how does someone spend almost three hours formatting an entry, still to no avail? oh, I don't know, ASK WORDPRESS. #HATEHATEHATE #tears5:39 PM Jun 30th from web
- wordpress makes me want to punt wide-eyed puppies and kittens over a fence into a pool full of hungry non-Italian alligators.5:17 PM Jun 30th from web
- this go-to-bed-at-6-a.m.-and-sleep-for-three-hours thing is quickly losing its novelty.10:47 AM Jun 30th from web
- two-fer: @badlammy when do you leave? :\ @lawgrrl_23 if you want to sing out, sing out!10:46 AM Jun 30th from web
- Ich bin ein Steinbock, der liebt Steinbeck. Und Stein (Gertrude), und Beck.4:17 AM Jun 30th from web
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