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  1. Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is 'dorywcd'. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ
  2. Chillin tha fuggg out. Made that final final my bitch and basking in my victory. Birthday shift at @ughhdotcom soon.
  3. @cputz ohmagaw u da best bitch a bitch could wish fo!!!!
  4. http://twitpic.com/u5s5a - Fenway on the right, Pru in the middle, Citgo on the left. A very iconic morning stroll. #personalpresent
  5. up at 6:30 to pump out one more study sesh with @SlopersnCrimps. thank god this is the last year i spend my birthday like this.
  6. After this Japanese final break-up rape, all I want is a hug.
  7. @bumblebeevessel dickhole.
  8. Just called my ME office boss "miss polly prissy pants", and nobody wa around to appreciate that reference. wahhh
  9. I. Hate. Wind.
  10. Woke up with a big bowl of mini wheats, Jan. issue of @esquiremag and giraffes on the Science channel. Now: time for pants.
  11. Apparently "Dory Gail Greenberg" = "The Appointment" in the Jersey Shore. props to @jtts for this little gem: http://bit.ly/6WvFoF
  12. Also: just becuz I have my hair in a ponytail doesnt mean I have downs syndrome (altho I understand it looks that way), so dont stare. Jerk.
  13. This 20 degree weather is really puttin a damper on playing Speed on my douchePhone. Cut it out!!!
  14. I want to power the city with all the mental energy up in dis ere library. already looks like weve been turned on for the last couple of hrs
  15. Some freaky/obnoxious farm animal shit just went down in dis ere library. I'm in no mood.
  16. @cputz dats cuz u don't spend enough thyme eatin yo brain-betterin veggies!!
  17. Oooh somebody was lurkin on my iTunes up in dis ere library. I wonder who my secret music admirer was... @Adam241 knows what's up.
  18. @astroian all the time.
  19. Stupid is as stupid does. #wordsofencouragement
  20. @Adam241 hah I always feel special when I get that msg too. it's like u have a secret admirer, if they wanted ur music instead of ur pants.