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  1. Just wining and brining. about 2 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. Vampires must have a terrible carbon footprint—always up at night with the lights on. And the living forever. about 7 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. RT @edskoog: I have new drawings and a poem up today at "The Owls". http://owlsmag.wordpress.co... about 8 hours ago from web
  4. @sween God I love use/mention confusion jokes. (Re too much v. "too much") about 8 hours ago from web in reply to sween
  5. @ScrapbookJournl I'm afraid I don't quite understand the scrapbook urge (or at least the fanaticism). about 10 hours ago from web in reply to ScrapbookJournl
  6. @kimmyh Scrapbooking, I think, is more an outlet for personal perfection and less about connection with others. But I'm not a scrapbooker. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to kimmyh
  7. @kimmyh that and faux, infrequent connection. And no small amount of gloating (about children, &c.). about 10 hours ago from web in reply to kimmyh
  8. Before there was Facebook, there were Christmas card lists. Now, unfortunately, we have both. about 11 hours ago from web
  9. We'll be having our traditional Thanksgiving meal, complete with turkey and corn. Or as the Indians liked to call it, "racism." about 11 hours ago from web
  10. Is it too late for #thanksgivingeuphemisms? Two words: Fingerling yams. about 11 hours ago from web
  11. If you thought I was joking about Rachel Ray and, um, "Yum-o," consider the following: http://bit.ly/92U6E5 about 11 hours ago from web
  12. Speaking of ranch dressing and regret, Rachel Ray recently visited my kids' school promoting her "Yum-O" lunch program (and poor spelling). about 23 hours ago from Twitterrific
  13. Things I do NOT regret drinking straight from the bottle: 1. Cheap-ish bourbon. 2. Breast milk meant for my son. 3. Ranch dressing. 2:32 PM Nov 24th from web
  14. Things I regret drinking straight from the bottle: 1. Expired apple cider. 2. Artichoke hearts. 3. Ranch dressing. 12:54 PM Nov 24th from web
  15. @FakeAPStylebook Is the plural of "shark" "oh shit!"? I'm asking for a scream I'm working on. 8:05 AM Nov 24th from Twitterrific in reply to FakeAPStylebook
  16. @trixieboots Great to hear. OUP is even a real place where the people talk in smart-sounding accents. 6:37 AM Nov 24th from Twitterrific in reply to trixieboots
  17. Saw a very large woman wearing a Giants jersey today. I respect this kind of transparency in labeling. 1:51 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  18. @innerbitch I'd say that Jeff did get a lot of good out of the show. Me, I only learned to keep it real. 10:36 AM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific in reply to innerbitch
  19. @follownadine I just heard that Will Smith fake died very recently. Turns out it he's safe at home cushioned by all his money. 9:21 AM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific in reply to follownadine
  20. @innerbitch He blends in with the McMansion crowd? Did "The Fresh Prince" teach him nothing? 9:19 AM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific in reply to innerbitch