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  1. @JimHalterman Uh oh. That's not good. Not terribly surprising, but not good. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to JimHalterman
  2. Canadian WWII drama @BombGirls is coming to Reelz this fall. Lesbians everywhere check madly to see if they get Reelz. bit.ly/L6IPar about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
  3. @VisitingNurseCT Also yum. Gosh, I can't wait for the Olympics. about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to VisitingNurseCT
  4. Who feels like going on a shopping spree to JCPenney with me? bit.ly/LasHBq about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck
  5. @VisitingNurseCT Great shot. Also, yum. about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to VisitingNurseCT
  6. @shakeshur Yuuuup. gaw.kr/Ka1P81 5:01 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to shakeshur
  7. @hj351 Don't feel bad. It's taking all my willpower not to... 4:51 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to hj351
  8. I feel good & bad for being proud of myself for not watching the horrifying 18-min Miami face-eating surveillance video. #morbidcuriosity 4:47 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  9. An apology for the late post today and caption this opportunity. #tolesbianswithlove bit.ly/L6wL5H 2:42 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  10. Hey, jelly man. twitpic.com/9qp33z 10:59 AM May 29th via Twitterrific
  11. Um, shark and stuff. twitpic.com/9qor8x 10:19 AM May 29th via Twitterrific
  12. Pretty gay day, if I do say so myself. twitpic.com/9pon2f 7:22 PM May 26th via Twitterrific
  13. @hhoagie Charming mortification and worshipful flattery of your Potter prowess = BOOM, guaranteed pants drop. 7:12 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to hhoagie
  14. @hhoagie Yes, but she'd be all charming & flustered about her mistake. Insist on buying you a beer out of mortification. It'd totally pull. 7:09 PM May 25th via Twitterrific in reply to hhoagie
  15. I think my work has started blocking all images on Tumblr. Watch my productivity plummet further as I look for ways to circumvent this. 7:04 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  16. @hhoagie You've just given lesbians the perfect way to pick you up. Loudly mispronounce Potter terms near you & have you to correct them. 7:01 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to hhoagie
  17. @ZoiePalmer No, thank you for being hot. I'm sure you'll do quite well on the list this year. 2:48 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to ZoiePalmer
  18. @Otaliarulz Hm, I will assume the voting deadline is PST because all the staff is in the West Coast. But @trishbendix would know for sure! 1:42 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to Otaliarulz
  19. Do your lesbiotic duty! RT @afterellen: Voting ends midnight tonight for the Hot 100, have you voted yet?? logo.to/J3HJMX 1:36 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  20. @shokoshik Oooh, good idea! *scampers off to find them too* 7:54 PM May 24th via Twitterrific in reply to shokoshik