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  1. Why is Sofia Coppola on The Girls Next Door? Why am I watching The Girls Next Door? So many questions, so few answers. about 9 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. @jessicaclark You're very welcome. With any luck Out will take notice. about 14 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to jessicaclark
  3. @emileezer I could show you an elbow, would that suffice? about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to emileezer
  4. As a rule, I'm against the slapping of bitches. Unless, of course, we're talkin' "Bitch Slap." http://bit.ly/8o2BKg 7:16 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  5. It's hard to see how you can live a truly fulfilled life without hearing @SarahPaulson do her dolphin impersonation. http://bit.ly/7IHhDr 3:04 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  6. @misskris1989 Awww, shucks. Well thanks. 10:03 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific in reply to misskris1989
  7. Every night a group of youths with brooms walks past my office. Is this a new gang? The Bloods, Crips and Sweeps? 6:26 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  8. In which I open Photoshop and play with Jennifer Beals. Merry Christmas, tweetbians. http://bit.ly/pmk0Q 2:57 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  9. Given all that, I feel surprisingly OK about "A Sense of Pride." But "The Greatest Love" can still totally suck it. 2:13 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  10. Things I Hate Today Redux: 1) The Children. 2) The Future. The Beauty They Possess Inside. 1:52 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  11. Happy 47th birthday, Jodie Foster! Sure we're both Scorpios, but I still think we could work it out. 10:48 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  12. Saw that #TopChef final four coming. Now let's hope Baby Brother Voltaggio stays cocky and blows it. Team Kevin & Jen! 11:07 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  13. Minute :25 in #Glee and no Jane Lynch. Unacceptable! 9:26 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  14. #Vseries needs to drop the teen story (lame) and move this plot along. Also, more Elizabeth Mitchell. 8:34 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  15. @popcandy Well, if you grew up in the late 80s it's almost mandatory: http://bit.ly/1nJ9s6 5:37 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific in reply to popcandy
  16. Just read that 3,500-year-old mummies had heart disease. Makes me feel better about the Cheetos I had for lunch. 3:56 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  17. @themidnitesnack Happy to oblige. I am your humble servant. 3:53 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific in reply to themidnitesnack
  18. @bjfletcherpi Bring a plus-however many you want. The more, the tank toppier. 2:32 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific in reply to bjfletcherpi
  19. The women of Dollhouse kindly request your attendance to their Tank Top Tuesday. No RSVP required. http://bit.ly/2y1ke6 2:10 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  20. @FongLim Oops, I never let you in on my shoe secret. They're Privo by Clarks. You can see their models here: http://tinyurl.com/yzpnhcc 5:53 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to FongLim