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dormisher

  1. @sonofbaz one of my fav chocolate bars mate
  2. Drinking pints of fosters at half five in the morning #stagdo
  3. @sonofgaz I thought you're twitter name was witty and original...didn't realize you copied off @sonofbaz
  4. @Glenking2000 @m_isherwood @Nickb1988 @Matteo_WATP fuck the herb, it's all about the shrooms
  5. @johnsheehan maybe not use desktop apps anymore then!
  6. @donski_knight yeah with laughter...duh!!!
  7. @codinghorror I was expecting a pic of some dead kids...that was better :-)
  8. Why do all middle aged women who go watch rovers have the same hair cut as rod Stewart?
  9. Seven mile traffic jam on the A59! Stay away!
  10. @sonofgaz #ivealwayssaidthat
  11. @JamieTwotter I don't understand what that means
  12. You're no @sonofgaz! What were you playing at last night?! Well funny!
  13. @JamieTwotter haha yeah saw you in the swan
  14. @JamieTwotter good night last night cocker?
  15. Just in Blackburn looking for stuff for the new house #allgrowedup
  16. @martinrue was it the hairy arm pitted women that did it for you?
  17. @martinrue just heard your coming back??!! Did you miss me too much?
  18. @jeffasingleton bastard you should have posted it to me
  19. Fuck me Dark Should is really starting to encroach on my sanity...it just gets harder...and harder...and harder, and I want to cry.