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  1. @fayewhitaker GIMME DEM WISHES
  2. @hanneloreEC oh my god go to sleep
  3. @martenreed marmarmar
  4. mar
  5. @martenreed GAH STOP HUMPING MY ELBOW YOU FREAK
  6. @martenreed yeah well you so dumb you don't even realize that is my elbow you grabbin' on
  7. @tai_fighter yeah well you so short when you go to the amusement park you can't get on any of the rides because you get molested by carnies
  8. @hanneloreEC you're so neurotic when you go to the therapist she has to be a tiny kitten sitting on a pile of baby ducks or you freak out
  9. @fayewhitaker you smell so bad the entire eastern seaboard is like "bitch move to michigan, damn"
  10. @fayewhitaker you so fat when you walk into the art gallery the curator is all "DAAAAAMN THAT IS A FAT INSTALLATION PIECE" #burn
  11. Is it weird that I find Nergal from Behemoth's vocal style ADORABLE? He sounds like the ANGRIEST TEDDY BEAR EVER!
  12. @hanneloreEC you're not gonna die! But don't use alcohol-based mouthwash, that'll just irritate it more.
  13. @hanneloreEC Don't worry, hon. Epithelial cells heal faster than any other part of your body.
  14. @hanneloreEC @pintsize0101 hacked into @fayewhitaker's Twitter account.
  15. @martenreed oh shit LOL
  16. seriously go check on her @hanneloreec, I don't know what is going on
  17. @fayewhitaker are you drunk or something?
  18. @fayewhitaker O_O
  19. omg @martenreed's dad is so hot total gaycrush
  20. @fayewhitaker I AM THE RUNNER UP