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  1. @martenreed GAH STOP HUMPING MY ELBOW YOU FREAK
  2. @martenreed yeah well you so dumb you don't even realize that is my elbow you grabbin' on
  3. @tai_fighter yeah well you so short when you go to the amusement park you can't get on any of the rides because you get molested by carnies
  4. @hanneloreEC you're so neurotic when you go to the therapist she has to be a tiny kitten sitting on a pile of baby ducks or you freak out
  5. @fayewhitaker you smell so bad the entire eastern seaboard is like "bitch move to michigan, damn"
  6. @fayewhitaker you so fat when you walk into the art gallery the curator is all "DAAAAAMN THAT IS A FAT INSTALLATION PIECE" #burn
  7. Is it weird that I find Nergal from Behemoth's vocal style ADORABLE? He sounds like the ANGRIEST TEDDY BEAR EVER!
  8. @hanneloreEC you're not gonna die! But don't use alcohol-based mouthwash, that'll just irritate it more.
  9. @hanneloreEC Don't worry, hon. Epithelial cells heal faster than any other part of your body.
  10. @hanneloreEC @pintsize0101 hacked into @fayewhitaker's Twitter account.
  11. @martenreed oh shit LOL
  12. seriously go check on her @hanneloreec, I don't know what is going on
  13. @fayewhitaker are you drunk or something?
  14. @fayewhitaker O_O
  15. omg @martenreed's dad is so hot total gaycrush
  16. @fayewhitaker I AM THE RUNNER UP
  17. @martenreed Nergal from Behemoth as Dobby, lol
  18. @penelopegaines @fayewhitaker instead of animal familiars, everyone has a gay friend they have an unrequited crush on
  19. @penelopegaines Hogwarts gets all gentrified, quiddich is replaced with going to clubs and getting Cobrasnaked
  20. @tai_fighter I, too, enjoy that moment