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doormathobo

  1. Round-ball vessel drop (basketball) #fakebritishisms
  2. Up-goes-down box (elevator) #fakebritishisms
  3. I'm gonna have to start explaining my jokes after I tell them.
  4. As an artist it's crucial to never compromise your art with the pervasive forces of the capitalist market. -sp
  5. I only created this Twitter account to waste time while my Angelfire Boy Meets World fan fiction page updated.
  6. Tim Burton's favorite movie is Citizen Kane (with Johnny Depp's face superimposed over everyone else's faces).
  7. People? Ugh. #ShitCuddlahsSay
  8. @The_LnK They're so good!
  9. Popeye turned Extra Virgin Olive Oyl into Olive Oyl.
  10. Girls just wanna have fun (AND the ability to vote, AND equal pay, AND equal opportunities, AND your soul, etc.)
  11. Hey Nostradamus, ever heard of a spoiler alert? Jerk.
  12. Love is blind, except for that part where it mostly depends on physical attractiveness.
  13. I love songs that most people are completely indifferent to.
  14. I have no sense of rhythm so I'm just going to learn how to spin drums sticks really well and hope it's convincing enough to get girls.
  15. I would call myself a sociopath but I wouldn't even be able to fit in with them. #IHatePeople
  16. Pringles and virginity have the same slogan.
  17. My life is sponsored by Mountain Dew and cowardice.
  18. I'm one of the rare cases of someone who gets no action for owning/playing an acoustic guitar.
  19. My bed head looks like Snuffleupagus' taint.