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doormathobo

  1. Round-ball vessel drop (basketball) #fakebritishisms about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Up-goes-down box (elevator) #fakebritishisms about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. I'm gonna have to start explaining my jokes after I tell them. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. As an artist it's crucial to never compromise your art with the pervasive forces of the capitalist market. -sp about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I only created this Twitter account to waste time while my Angelfire Boy Meets World fan fiction page updated. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Tim Burton's favorite movie is Citizen Kane (with Johnny Depp's face superimposed over everyone else's faces). about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. People? Ugh. #ShitCuddlahsSay 9:14 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @The_LnK They're so good! 12:02 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to The_LnK
  9. Popeye turned Extra Virgin Olive Oyl into Olive Oyl. 11:33 AM Jun 1st via web
  10. Girls just wanna have fun (AND the ability to vote, AND equal pay, AND equal opportunities, AND your soul, etc.) 4:57 PM May 31st via web
  11. Hey Nostradamus, ever heard of a spoiler alert? Jerk. 12:51 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Love is blind, except for that part where it mostly depends on physical attractiveness. 3:18 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  13. I love songs that most people are completely indifferent to. 2:58 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  14. I have no sense of rhythm so I'm just going to learn how to spin drums sticks really well and hope it's convincing enough to get girls. 2:57 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  15. I would call myself a sociopath but I wouldn't even be able to fit in with them. #IHatePeople 2:54 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Pringles and virginity have the same slogan. 4:00 PM May 30th via web
  17. My life is sponsored by Mountain Dew and cowardice. 4:39 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I'm one of the rare cases of someone who gets no action for owning/playing an acoustic guitar. 4:27 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. My bed head looks like Snuffleupagus' taint. 5:07 PM May 29th via web
  • Name Jordan Trossen
  • Location Minneapolis
  • Bio Sometimes I make people laugh intentionally.
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