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  1. It's sick how much food we have. If you're hungry come on over, I'll feed you. We'll have a dinner party. It's a shame to waste all this.
  2. There's a craft to storytelling. It's not just great ideas and accidental writing.
  3. Spent the morning having breakfast, taking photos and drinking coffee. Ah, being funemployed is the best.
  4. Switching gears. My niece is a total goofball. Haha. I'm so lucky to have her in my life. She cracks me up.
  5. @shehulk123 DTLA? Isn't Santa Monica closer to you?
  6. is in need of a serious Christmas miracle.
  7. @johnboy221 you saved the world. Have you watched advent children?
  8. I'm ready for battle. Here comes the first volley. /gritteeth
  9. This is gonna be a rough night. I can only hope no one kills each other. /battlearmor
  10. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  11. Flipping your fins you don't get too far.
  12. @graceface46 prude!
  13. Omg another party at our house. It's only 11:35 come on over.
  14. Blond locks. Passed the shoulders. Highlights. Rawr.
  15. When it comes to dating you girls are frickin neurotic.
  16. The cylons in Xmas garb and angels that don't exist are out to make me hurt. HURT rike Ribery!
  17. Wow. Small frickin' world.
  18. Dear gubment, I don't ask much from you, but please pull thru for me like when I was in the hospital after suffering a heart attack.
  19. Today is the first day of my brand new life.
  20. Celebrating my escape from the evil clutches of the corpo world! Call or text for more info!