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  1. Due to popular demand I will write a book on girls, love and relationships.about 4 hours ago from TwitterFon
  2. Why did I order a pitcher?about 8 hours ago from TwitterFon
  3. Farmer Bros. makes a good solid burger. I would like that hammock and transistor radio now please zzz...about 15 hours ago from TwitterFon
  4. Ladies, you can't change a guy, a guy changes for you. If he doesn't, then that fool don't love you. Sucka!!!about 16 hours ago from TwitterFon
  5. @emosweater @esdi :: yeah! They're all the stupidest! Even tho @emosweater's tweet was actually bashing us guys, puahahahha.about 16 hours ago from TwitterFon
  6. @emosweater :: it's because girls are fuckin idiots and refuse to believe we're that easy. They keep wanting to "change" us.about 16 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to emosweater
  7. I think I've angered the gods. There's a tickle in my throat and my nose is a little stuffy.about 19 hours ago from TwitterFon
  8. Shit, shower and sleep. I spend my energy partying on the weekdays. This weekend fun is nonsense! Exhausted sauce.3:54 AM Jul 12th from TwitterFon
  9. I want hair like my animal crossing character. And a nap.7:11 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
  10. There's a problem if the ethnic food place you're eating at doesn't have patrons of the same ethnicity.4:37 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
  11. is hydrating.1:31 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
  12. Omg I'm awake! I'm alive. Holy crap.1:14 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
  13. Omfkorean girls in ktown batman.3:28 AM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
  14. All my tweets today were fake to throw off a surprise party. Now we're singing Bon Jovi. Life is good.2:56 AM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
  15. Holy shit.1:38 AM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
  16. I want the world to know. If I act stupid for my friends. It's worth it.11:04 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon
  17. Last tweet of the night. Out. Of. Control.10:25 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon
  18. Omfafrostars I'm drunk.10:09 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon
  19. Aw man I fucked up the surprise! Call me if you want to party in Santa Monica.8:12 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon
  20. @OMGitsLexi :: oh boo I was in the area earlier. Now back in west LA ;)8:02 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon in reply to OMGitsLexi
  • Name doorknobdude
  • Location West Side, Los Angeles
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  • Bio Headaches, Heartbreaks & Hedonism
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