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  1. Forgot a knife today. Resorting to tearing apart this block of cheese with my bare hands. I am woman, hear me roar.
  2. quote of the day: "There are no compasses on the backpacking trip of life"
  3. @ehagen this is what the view from the pyramids *really* looks like: http://bit.ly/1VYxA
  4. @laotralamisma I got a 98 on my organic chem test...just call me the curve crusher. Unfortunate for the 60ish D's and F's. Muahahahahaha
  5. What if my favorite food is out there somewhere and I just haven't tried it yet? Weird feeling, like something is missing...
  6. My dog looks funny; I just shaved half of him hahahaha. Poor doggy. Other half tomorrow.
  7. Sometimes when people do stupid things I have an urge to shake them violently until they realize the error of their ways.
  8. Interview set for Friday morning. I might actually get a decent job... In other news: I actually listened to an entire NSync song today
  9. aahahahahaha http://humour.200ok.com.au/...
  10. Nerds next to me are talking about Trekkie documentary where Brent Spiner (Data) spoke of a fan who sent him a "Klingon condom"
  11. I could really dedicate this to any number of people, decide for yourselves: http://bit.ly/11Boqp
  12. @johncmayer You just validated so many things in my life
  13. @kgorton sounds like a transformer blew up. It makes a loud boom and there's a big blue light
  14. @cbfx I'm at I10 and 1604. Maybe I should skip lab and join you. I could use a happy hour/many happy hours. (*sigh* wishful thinking).
  15. My last notification on fbook was last Saturday. Social networking fail.
  16. @jasonpjason How can it be the smell of dry ground if it has already rained?
  17. @YallKnowWhoYouAre Cowboys sounds fun! I've got a couple tattoos to get some peeps in free. Let the sucking up begin!
  18. @laotralamisma Congratulations! You've won a no expense-paid trip to see ME this weekend in San Antonio! Offer good while supplies last.
  19. @PeopleIAlreadyKnowAndLove LEARN TO DANCE YOU BUMS! I would feel less awkward if jpj and ehagen came dancing with me lol ;P
  20. I am SO awkward with my new SA dance peeps. And it's not in the good "Oh Mallori's just weird like that" way. This time it's inadvertent.