Get short, timely messages from emma aldaco.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @doom_dragon.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow doom_dragon to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

doom_dragon

  1. United States of except rap and country 8:33 PM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. My mom just said YOLO so I think this trend is done, you guys. 2:15 PM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. You’re getting old when you realize your birthday is in less than a week and you just sigh. 11:41 AM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. @vevice omg that just made my night hahaha 7:29 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to vevice
  5. BRING ME ALL YOUR PICTURES OF CORGIS DRESSED AS PUMPKINS AND NO ONE GETS HURT 7:24 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. “Can I get a toot toot? Can I get a beep beep?” - R. Kelly, car cheerleader 8:58 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. “Rollin down the street with my Piglet, sippin on apple juice. Laid back with my mind on my honey and my honey on my mind.” -Winnie the Pooh 6:59 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. One bullet, two bullet, three bullet, four! How many bullets brings a face-eating cannibal to the floor?! 1:33 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. "Sorry for party rockin!" she announced to the empty apartment as her ramen noodles cooled 3:10 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. HEY I just met you. And this is CRAZY. But here's my plumber. So call him lazy! 9:29 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  11. American idLOL 7:22 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. The darker her tan, the longer she's like, sooo had herpes omg. 7:27 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. Nice cheetah print heels, did the STDs come free? 8:40 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS
  14. Mark Zuckerberg just made his longtime girlfriend his wife while I'm home alone making this pudding cup my bitch. 6:45 PM May 19th via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. "I can move metal with my mind. You might say that's pretty 'Mag-NEAT-o.'" said Magneto as he slowly put on Ray-Bans. 11:52 AM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. Everything was Nicki Minaj and nothing hurt 10:35 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS
  17. Put a bra on yourself and you're a normal girl but put a bra on your washing machine and you're "weird" and "embarrassing the family"? 12:12 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS