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Love breaking the speed limit on my bike.2:33 PM Jul 11thfrom web
Cameron upon seeing his toy train (with babies on the front) had run out of batteries: "Dead babies! Dead babies!" Disconcerting.9:42 AM Jul 11thfrom web
Bleeding from a wound on my forehead that looks suspiciously like a toddler's upper row of teeth. Thankfully, it was a headbutt not a bite.10:18 AM Jun 3rdfrom web
The Backyardigans where they go to the center of the Earth is more scientifically accurate than The Core.6:50 PM Jun 2ndfrom TwitterBerry