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@rdenmark is CU any good this year? about 7 hours ago from web in reply to rdenmark
RT @SustainableTips: You can reduce your carbon footprint by illegally downloading movies instead of driving to a theater and watching t ... about 9 hours ago from web
I don't understand, Dubai seemed so fiscally stable. #fb about 9 hours ago from web
Passive aggressive pictionary...it must be the holidays! 5:20 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
@ebertchicago. A feeling of connectedness to those you've read and admired for years. It's cool. Plus, hey, tiramisu tomorrow. 11:44 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to ebertchicago
One thing twitter has going for it. I feel that I'm up late, making tiramisu for tomorrow, and @ebertchicago is writing at the same time. 11:44 PM Nov 25th from web
@rdenmark I guess I opt to buy online, then kill the less scary kind of zombies on my computer, also from home. 2:58 PM Nov 25th from API in reply to rdenmark
I'm thankful that Christians haven't killed me yet. http://is.gd/53EIj 1:24 PM Nov 25th from API
@rdenmark not available on amazon? I'll do anything to stay away from stores. 1:22 PM Nov 25th from API in reply to rdenmark
@muffymerkin The health care system is just fine... 1:12 PM Nov 25th from API in reply to muffymerkin
Use the term "free-range turducken" only if the turkey has eaten both the duck and the chicken. (via @FakeAPStylebook) 12:15 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
Youth is looking at a snow and goose shit covered hill and saying "I need to roll down that! Now!" #fb 3:45 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
RT @FakeAPStylebook: Avoid using "decimate" as someone will pipe up about it meaning "remove 1/10th of," and those people are dicks. 1:10 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
@muffymerkin We had pancakes this am too! Or, cameron did and I ate the parts he didn't finish. 8:48 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to muffymerkin
@feliciaday Ha! Went to high school with your interviewer. Degrees of separation lowered. 4:09 PM Nov 23rd from API in reply to feliciaday
Is @lala_com evil? http://is.gd/52aSW Probably not. Just don't delete your music locally after you upload. #fb 3:59 PM Nov 23rd from API
♫ Music Again - Adam Lambert http://lala.com/zWFU Adam Lambert written by Justin Hawkins from The Darkness. Sign me embarrassingly up. #fb 3:52 PM Nov 23rd from web
So excited for my cooking classes early next year. http://is.gd/5207t New Years resolution to gain weight back. #fb 10:44 AM Nov 23rd from API
@rdenmark seriously??? Did you tag them strangely? transpose artist with song title to confuse yourself or something? 10:33 AM Nov 23rd from API in reply to rdenmark
Eating jambalaya wrap after riding here in the snow. Burns so good! #fb 3:59 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific