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  1. RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6 about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault! about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Call for submissions! Looking for great ideas for holiday gift guides: http://bit.ly/42LseY 8:29 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  5. RT @ritaarens: RT @ElisaC: New Update about Anissa: http://bit.ly/20TrsM #prayersforAnissa 3:59 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  6. Uuggh! Power outage! How am I supposed to spy on my sleeping baby? 3:46 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  7. @keenanl1 dude, ima hook you up wit my niece. 12:32 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to keenanl1
  8. Perky college student: "So, Heathe—" Me: "DOOM. DARKNESS. PAIN. ANGUISH." 12:21 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  9. That last tweet brought to you by horrifying book deadline flashback. It was something I said to a college student earlier. 12:10 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  10. Living with a book deadline is like living with a crippling, disfiguring disease whose cure is to stick one's head in an oven. 11:42 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  11. Jon: "Instead of giving the baby that dangerous thing to choke on, why not give her this healthy, organic biscuit to lodge in her throat?" 6:30 AM Nov 17th from Birdhouse
  12. Me to Leta: "We are done with the caring and understanding!" Jon: "But, baby, I'm all about caring and understanding." Me: "YOU WOULD BE." 5:14 PM Nov 16th from Birdhouse
  13. The 2010 Chuck Calendar is finally here! http://dooce.com/ (warning: may include small portions of Coco) 8:39 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  14. Excellent question that has me glued to YouTube this morning: http://is.gd/4VHJ7 7:50 AM Nov 16th from web
  15. @JulieFelton I guess that means I am! GUILTY! 5:31 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to JulieFelton
  16. God, I hate snooty people. They are just so beneath me. 12:58 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  17. RT @mathowie: Dear internet: if you really wanted to know what happened this week, read this insanely long post: http://bit.ly/37DMa4 6:10 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  18. @giromide is that an REM song? 4:47 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie in reply to giromide
  19. Being an adult is so awesome because I can throw the ball for the dog INSIDE THE HOUSE and my mom isn't here to yell at me. 4:18 PM Nov 14th from Birdhouse
  20. We all slept in until seven, and the rush from it feels like I just got away with stealing the Hope Diamond. 6:41 AM Nov 14th from Birdhouse