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  1. Spent day in bed with chills, fever, and nausea, waiting for antibiotics to kick in. All for Butternut: http://twitpic.com/9g05o
  2. Thanks to everyone for the advice on mastitis. Got a prescription for antibiotics and plan to curl into a ball and moan for a day or two.
  3. Anyone have any experience with mastitis? It feels like I'm going to die.
  4. How did cave people care for newborns without coffee? Did they just go around bashing each other in the head with clubs?
  5. Heard every hour in our house: Me: "Whoa, the baby pooped AGAIN." Leta: "OOOOH! LET ME SEE! LET ME SEE!"
  6. Until the iPhone can take my baby's temperature I WILL REMAIN UNIMPRESSED.
  7. No, honey, you cannot lure me away from HGTV, now go and put your clothes back on.
  8. Trying to get some work done but someone is making that impossible: http://twitpic.com/8vapl
  9. I was just staring at a picture of Johnny Depp when my milk came in. Let's not assign any meaning to that happy accident, k?
  10. The command was: SIT. DOWN. STOP LICKING THE BABY. http://twitpic.com/8kupg
  11. Enormous plate of raw sushi, HERE I COME.
  12. Was just telling Marlo about the significance of Thriller in my childhood: http://twitpic.com/8f8fh
  13. Somehow managed to put on my nursing bra inside out, but! I'm dressed! Today goes in the "winning" column.
  14. That last timed contraction was a doozy: http://www.flickr.com/photo...
  15. I know you're sick and tired of baby pictures, but look! The dimple! http://twitpic.com/80z2m
  16. I've only changed two dirty diapers this week, but Jon has yet to feed the baby with his boobs. I win! Happy Father's Day!
  17. http://twitpic.com/7x7br
  18. I call this Juxtaposition: Life's Most Marvelous and Treacherous Creations
  19. http://twitpic.com/7uaz6
  20. Marlo came out of the womb capable of palming a basketball: