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  1. Jon just barely swiped a huge lane closure sign, and I was all, the end of my life is ORANGE!!about 15 hours ago from Birdhouse
  2. Hoping @kgranju is prepared, because a whole bunch of Wackadoo is about to descend!about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kgranju
  3. @nakedjen I could use the help. All we've got is a gallon of water and a whole bunch of canned beans.10:49 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to nakedjen
  4. @mslieder62 we all have work! let no one shirk!10:42 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to mslieder62
  5. @annalisep I think I may have to steal that!10:23 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to annalisep
  6. Leta: "If you don't promise then you're lying!" Me: "No, those are different things." Jon: "Leta, what you're doing is called EXTORTION."7:44 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  7. @TheHeatherB Royksopp, their latest is perfect for upping your heartrate.5:57 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to TheHeatherB
  8. Babies who wake up at 4AM should be forced to push a handcart through Iowa in winter with her pregnant sister wives. And sing as she walks!5:54 AM Nov 8th from Birdhouse
  9. Leta: "STOP FOLLOWING ME, COCO!" I wonder where she picked up that exclamation.1:22 PM Nov 7th from Birdhouse
  10. Me: "Hey Marlo, here's a vibrantly colored, squeaky toy made specifically for your age group!" Marlo: "Got any knives?"6:59 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  11. @makeandtakes my pleasure! Had a great time with you guys!12:50 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to makeandtakes
  12. Woman v Tape: http://bit.ly/2a8ZU5 Final word: THIS MOUSE HAS CHANGED MY LIFE. Thank you, geeky husband. Also, thank you for not golfing.9:40 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  13. @Miss_Scarlett99 how is metro Vancouver?8:06 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to Miss_Scarlett99
  14. @MomDotRocks I'm getting to it, it's been a busy week. SORRY!8:05 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to MomDotRocks
  15. @telling_dad let's just say I get distracted a lot. I live with a herding dog, so let's blame her.7:27 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to telling_dad
  16. @telling_dad who's ignoring you?7:22 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to telling_dad
  17. Leta: "If you take away my Halloween candy then I won't have anything left to eat and I'll starve to death."6:58 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  18. Every time I eat a piece of cheese, it is always the best piece of cheese I've ever eaten.10:34 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  19. @HitOrMissJudy I wrote it to be helpful, so I'd say it'd be nice. I might be a bit biased, however.8:13 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie in reply to HitOrMissJudy
  20. The thing I get most on my iPhone? My breakfast.6:14 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie