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dooboo

  1. Singing "My Body Lies Over the Ocean." Gruesome much.
  2. "Daddy, you should get some Alvin and the Chipmunks music!" Me: "It's out of print. All of it."
  3. "Daddy, I love you more than a fuchsia fish loves its kids."
  4. "Why does 'Yeah, right' mean 'No' in daddy language?"
  5. "Fern, why were you microwaving your Croc?" A: "Feet worms!"
  6. "Velma and Daphne are my two moms."
  7. "The Friedrich bone's connected to the Nazi bone!"
  8. "I'm not your honey! I'm one of your ladies!"
  9. Mom: "Want to snuggle with me on the sofa?" Fern: "No! We have to hide from the Nazis!"
  10. Has been dropping everything today. Her reason? "I think something's wrong with the air."
  11. "I don't want to give up salt for Lent. I'll just give up food."
  12. First text sent: "Are you qleng g Swimming yttttoday?"
  13. "I just want to be allergic to something. Like everybody else is."
  14. "A bird pooped on the car in the shape of music!"
  15. "Daddy, you have a butt but no boobs."
  16. Just said, "I want to check something on Facebook"
  17. "I like Michael Jackson and Violet because they've both got the same kinds of curls in their hair."
  18. First bad word: everything is now "lame."
  19. Playing Roshambo with 9-month old Claudia. Amazingly, she always gets scissors and always wins.
  20. "When is the person that's going to bring us the Internet going to be here?" Even at 3, the wait for the cable guy is too long.