dooboo
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Singing "My Body Lies Over the Ocean." Gruesome much.
3:37 PM Jul 18th, 2010
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"Daddy, you should get some Alvin and the Chipmunks music!" Me: "It's out of print. All of it."
11:01 AM Jul 16th, 2010
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"Daddy, I love you more than a fuchsia fish loves its kids."
4:56 PM Jun 15th, 2010
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"Why does 'Yeah, right' mean 'No' in daddy language?"
12:24 PM May 26th, 2010
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"Fern, why were you microwaving your Croc?" A: "Feet worms!"
4:44 PM May 25th, 2010
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"Velma and Daphne are my two moms."
7:16 PM May 6th, 2010
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"The Friedrich bone's connected to the Nazi bone!"
2:43 PM May 2nd, 2010
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"I'm not your honey! I'm one of your ladies!"
11:48 AM Apr 26th, 2010
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Mom: "Want to snuggle with me on the sofa?" Fern: "No! We have to hide from the Nazis!"
7:14 PM Mar 16th, 2010
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Has been dropping everything today. Her reason? "I think something's wrong with the air."
4:27 PM Feb 23rd, 2010
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"I don't want to give up salt for Lent. I'll just give up food."
9:36 AM Feb 16th, 2010
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First text sent: "Are you qleng g Swimming yttttoday?"
10:46 AM Jan 21st, 2010
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"I just want to be allergic to something. Like everybody else is."
2:16 PM Nov 28th, 2009
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"A bird pooped on the car in the shape of music!"
1:31 PM Nov 24th, 2009
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"Daddy, you have a butt but no boobs."
12:26 PM Nov 19th, 2009
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Just said, "I want to check something on Facebook"
9:42 PM Oct 28th, 2009
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"I like Michael Jackson and Violet because they've both got the same kinds of curls in their hair."
3:29 PM Sep 10th, 2009
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First bad word: everything is now "lame."
11:05 AM Sep 2nd, 2009
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Playing Roshambo with 9-month old Claudia. Amazingly, she always gets scissors and always wins.
10:33 AM Aug 14th, 2009
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"When is the person that's going to bring us the Internet going to be here?" Even at 3, the wait for the cable guy is too long.
3:16 PM Jul 21st, 2009
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