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dontpanicllama

  1. "Green cards? Is that how the immigrants all get in?" Amanda is playing Apples to Apples for the first time. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Windows Phone from Boston, MA  
  2. Just scheduled another audition! It's like I'm an actor, or something! Now I need some new headshots. 6:20 AM May 29th via web
  3. The best part of this weekend by far has been all the dudes in tank tops with atrocious arm tattoos. 2:51 PM May 28th via Twitter for Windows Phone from Boston, MA  
  4. "I'm not scared, really. What worries me is losing things... like money. Or my incredible sexual powers. Or my life." 4:56 AM May 28th via Twitter for Windows Phone from Boston, MA  
  5. @Mandee_Ellen Oh, that internet. It's so silly. 7:29 PM May 26th via Twitter for Windows Phone from Boston, MA   in reply to Mandee_Ellen
  6. @Mandee_Ellen My god. Who knew that me in gif form was Red Foreman?! 7:21 PM May 26th via Twitter for Windows Phone from Boston, MA   in reply to Mandee_Ellen
  7. I'm eating a pomegranate! As Chris says, "it's filled with rubies of perfection!" 7:52 AM May 25th via web
  8. Like, it's not a dealbreaker or anything, but it is super fucking annoying to have to go back to get them. And I just want a nap! grrrrr 1:13 PM May 24th via Twitter for Windows Phone from Boston, MA  
  9. I really can't fucking stand getting home after a long day of work, only to find out my boyfriend still has my fucking keys. 1:11 PM May 24th via Twitter for Windows Phone from Boston, MA  
  10. Just had the weirdest sensation of having to sneeze and burp at the same time. Thought I'd share with the internet. 11:46 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Windows Phone from Boston, MA  
  11. This Subway is playing some pretty intense rap music. Reminds me of that time I went to the club. I hated that club. 2:10 PM May 21st via Twitter for Windows Phone from Boston, MA  
  12. @VagabondTheatre I'll be there on Tuesday! Can't wait! 11:14 AM May 21st via Twitter for Windows Phone from Boston, MA   in reply to VagabondTheatre
  13. "Don't bring the Goldilocks theory to dildos!" 10:22 PM May 20th via Twitter for Windows Phone from Boston, MA  
  14. "No matter how many men we breed, I'm always going to be right." 10:16 PM May 20th via Twitter for Windows Phone from Boston, MA