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  1. @keithmcnally "Henry" from episode four of XO sounds a lot like me! I can't make a woman's breathing suddenly slow like he does, though. 9:34 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie
  2. Maybe I can get in touch w/ the slurping girl from the last episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. There's just something about her.. 2:38 PM Oct 14th from Tweetie
  3. I do not understand why people cheat. Maybe I will see things more clearly once I get a girlfriend. Any ladies interested? **sluuuuurp** ;) 2:27 PM Oct 14th from Tweetie
  4. @KeithMalley We nerds are sometimes compelled to correct the mistakes of others, as you may have noticed. You tweeted 'potatoe' 9 hours ago. 9:10 AM Oct 7th from Tweetie in reply to KeithMalley
  5. @KeithMalley That's an account that retweets when people mention hot dogs. IT'S A ROBOT! 3:19 AM Oct 7th from Tweetie in reply to KeithMalley
  6. One of us! One of us!#nerdization RT @archi_cat Gots me some private jokes with project group guys - nerds or not, feels like we're bonding! 4:25 AM Oct 5th from web
  7. This afternoon, don't miss @ChristFinnegan on @keithandthegirl with @KeithMalley and Chemda. Coup coup g'joob! 10:22 AM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  8. RT @fallingwindows: I was banned again from the forums. Now officially unsubscribed from Keith and the Girl. 1:47 AM Sep 15th from web
  9. @KeithMalley There isn't a video preview for Show 1000 on katg.com/live. How will I know if it will please me? 7:46 AM Sep 9th from Tweetie in reply to KeithMalley
  10. I haven't twatted in thirty-three days and six hours, so I assume that I have been pleased since then. This is very unusual for my kind. 6:36 AM Aug 16th from Tweetie
  11. @KeithMalley How very slurpy of you. Waitaminute.. Slurpy. Slurpee.. 7-ELEVEN IS RUN BY A CABAL OF NERDS AND SLURPEES ARE THEIR NERD-JUICE!! 12:36 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie in reply to KeithMalley
  12. @KeithMalley HUAR!! Robot Einstein learns how to show his anger: http://bit.ly/D1cfj 8:58 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
  13. @KeithMalley That's weird, I watched Knowing and Push in the same order last week. Dakota Fanning creeps me out. 8:47 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to KeithMalley
  14. @KeithMalley Did you disable it in your preferences? You have to click the 'don't break' option. 3:14 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie
  15. The fatal flaw of the Wolverine movie was that Stan Lee didn't make a cameo appearance as in other Marvel flicks. And also that it was bad. 5:22 AM Jun 10th from Tweetie
  16. The food I eat is better than the food you eat and thus logically I AM BETTER THAN YOU. 4:16 PM Jun 8th from Tweetie
  17. @KeithMalley You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish 5:25 AM May 29th from web in reply to KeithMalley
  18. @KeithMalley Lesbian Vampire Killers is way better than the last several movies you have subjected yourself to. 11:05 AM May 26th from web in reply to KeithMalley
  19. @KeithMalley Finally, someone who agrees with me about Star Trek! I knew you wouldn't let me down, Keith. 2:07 AM May 16th from web in reply to KeithMalley
  20. @KeithMalley I shit on you. Thank you for this new phrase. I am pleased. 12:27 PM May 14th from web in reply to KeithMalley
  • Name Don't Hit Me
  • Bio I could explain it but I don't have time and you wouldn't understand it anyway. **sluuuuurp**
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