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dontfirealgroh

  1. The Office still hasn't lost it! What should I watch after this? 6:22 PM Nov 10th, 2011 via web
  2. I'm serious, too. I'm a software developer but sick of being treated like a serf. I'm a creative writer even without the funny. Help me out! 10:32 AM Jan 3rd, 2011 via web
  3. ...but please hire me. Anyone have a job opening for a funny writer? Yours truly (the guy behind DFAG, not Al himself) is sick of his 8-5. 10:29 AM Jan 3rd, 2011 via web
  4. I was just on TV!!! 3:45 PM Nov 4th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  5. People asking if the UVa game is personal. Nope. Honestly, I've done the same amount of game planning this week as I did all last year. 3:10 PM Oct 8th, 2010 via web
  6. Next 2 games are vs. teams I used to coach. If we win, I'm the superior coach. If we lose, its b/c I established a legacy of winning there. 12:19 PM Oct 1st, 2010 via web
  7. No matter how bad our record is this year, I'm still coaching the defending ACC Champion defense. Another feather in my cap. 12:46 PM Sep 26th, 2010 via web
  8. @MagnaCarter_GT I still needed our offense to score 46, though. YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME. 1:41 PM Sep 25th, 2010 via web in reply to MagnaCarterLive
  9. Apparently, 46 points is too much to ask from our offense. Flexbone my arse. I can't do this all myself, coaches... 1:34 PM Sep 25th, 2010 via web
  10. @Hokiebonoz I already get all my schemes from here: http://bit.ly/cb5SJb 11:52 AM Sep 22nd, 2010 via web in reply to BeaunerJam
  11. Facebook is down. Now what am I going to do all afternoon? 11:04 AM Sep 22nd, 2010 via web
  12. I haven't been dominated by a man named Butch since that time I accidentally walked into a biker bar wearing my REO Speedwagon t-shirt. 10:22 AM Sep 18th, 2010 via mobile web
  13. Headline: "Heels: Oh no, it's Groh"...It sounds a lot cooler when the other team says it! http://bit.ly/agiV5W 9:21 AM Sep 17th, 2010 via web
  14. Argh! My schemes for Saturday's game are on my iPad and the battery died. The only charger is at home. Oh well, just wind sprints today! 10:01 AM Sep 16th, 2010 via web
  15. Why is Jimmy Johnson on Survivor? If there's one coach out there proven to survive the chopping block week after week, you're looking at him 5:59 PM Sep 15th, 2010 via web
  16. Need to motivate these kids for Saturday's big game. Had a bunch of 'TEAM AL' T-shirts made. Should be a great 'Twilight' practice tonight! 8:52 AM Sep 15th, 2010 via web
  17. Talking smack to this Carolina grad taking my order at McDonalds...he said I'll be the biggest Heel at the game. Umm, I went to UVa, genius 4:00 PM Sep 14th, 2010 via web
  18. @DougHed I'm still here. But I'm at GT now. Can't wait to play Virginia, since talent is so low there. Their only good players are freshmen! 5:50 PM Sep 13th, 2010 via web in reply to DougHed
  19. WOW! Did you see Virginia Tech lost to JMU? Do you realize what a horrible coach you have to be to lose to a 1-AA team? I do. 1:20 PM Sep 11th, 2010 via web
  20. Before the media spins this out of control, I would like to point out that this was the offense's fault...they didn't score enough points! 12:27 PM Sep 11th, 2010 via web