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  1. @Waltermonkey "HOLD. THE. LINE." "LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS. ON. TIME!"
  2. @Waltermonkey I do the same thing and try to match the second line to the tenor of the first.
  3. Me to French coworker, outside: "whatcha doin?" Him: "Watching the boobie fest."
  4. Can anyone tell me why Twitter is a bonehead about keeping me logged in on 3 computer and a phone?
  5. "Why are all these people here? What do they think is going to happen?" -my dad on Times Square
  6. Gave directions, feeling crowdsourced
  7. Just taught one of our support leads about the UserAgent header. Wtf.
  8. @grahams And yeah, I'm serious, because fuck it, the all-star game sucks as-is.
  9. @grahams (based on how close they came to the final roster, maybe)
  10. @grahams They should let the fans vote on which players make it, then elect a fan manager for the game
  11. @grahams It's also kinda lame that the composition of an effective all-star team is so common among fans but MLB managers won't do it
  12. @grahams I guess if you're going to have a game where the outcome is only notionally important, at least try to win the thing (you said it)
  13. @grahams ...the other being that home-field advantage in the Series is of negligible value anyway.
  14. @grahams This is one of the reasons I can't bring myself to care about the All Star Game...
  15. I'd like some insight into the ratio between the amount of time spent telling people to use OpenOffice and the amount of time spent using it
  16. @waltermonkey (Louis CK is absolutely right but for the record cellphone calls don't go to space)
  17. We had an idea for a TV show: "Mad About Friends"
  18. haha, MeFite hopes for a special prosecutor appointment to investigate interrogation, calls it "Waiting for Fitzmas"
  19. @susitna Never lived there but I spent a good deal of time there in 2007. Long story. & you're correct in re: dead girls' location
  20. @susitna yeah I was just having fun imagining how to terrorize PDX. Good call on the firebombing SUVs bit; I'd forgotten