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  1. Kobolds say the darnedest things: "If they scream, that means you are doing it right!" (Sacred 2: Fallen Angel) 10:15 AM May 17th from TweetDeck
  2. Only a software developer can be found contemplating mass murder in one moment and dancing with ecstasy in the next. It comes with the job. 4:11 PM May 14th from TweetDeck
  3. @feliciaday If it makes you feel any better, I've always considered tube tops to be rather unflattering on most women. 2:55 PM May 14th from TweetDeck in reply to feliciaday
  4. @wilw You managed to combine three "asshole"s in a single tweet. A record, I'm sure. 2:53 PM May 14th from TweetDeck in reply to wilw
  5. Okay, that's it. I'm cleaning out my fridge this weekend. There's soy milk in there that I bought before Christmas. 12:19 PM May 14th from TweetDeck
  6. @wilw Wil Wheaton Twitter effect in action: you tweet and it brings the Manhattan Ringworld server to its knees! 11:02 AM May 1st from TweetDeck in reply to wilw
  7. Yes, "App Crapp". I plan on getting a legal trademark on the term. 4:21 PM Apr 30th from TweetDeck
  8. Oh, please, no! Mom, don't start using another Facebook app! I'm flooded with App Crapp!!! 4:21 PM Apr 30th from TweetDeck
  9. It's official: Facebook is a pain in the rear. My "respond to this app" backlog is huge. 1:00 PM Apr 30th from TweetDeck
  10. You'd think getting 8 people to join together in a contest would be easy... sheesh. 10:46 AM Apr 30th from TweetDeck
  11. It's even funnier if you've seen a recent picture of Neil Gaiman... An out-of-date long coat would put him right in the Tom Baker era. 2:08 PM Apr 29th from TweetDeck
  12. ROFLMAO RT @neilhimself: "Not that jacket. It makes me look like a rather unsuccessful Doctor Who regeneration." 2:05 PM Apr 29th from TweetDeck
  13. RT @majornelson: http://twitpic.com/482qg - I need to hang this in the hallway with a sign: 'In case of Gamerscore emergency break glass' 1:03 PM Apr 29th from TweetDeck
  14. @wilw Remember all the flack MJ took for wearing a mask in Bagladesh? Of course, he wore it because he thought it smelled bad... 10:11 AM Apr 29th from TweetDeck in reply to wilw
  15. I guess there is no deal with battletoads. But there is a stupid video here http://bit.ly/5rzSJ (You were warned.) 9:26 AM Apr 29th from TweetDeck
  16. So what is the deal with #battletoads? 9:11 AM Apr 29th from TweetDeck
  17. "Radio Satellite"="Harmony RF Wireless Extender" -- uses radio waves to retransmit an infra-red signal into areas that aren't line-of-sight. 7:53 AM Apr 29th from TweetDeck
  18. I am really pleased with the Logitech Harmony 1100. Hooked the radio satellite in and the response is amazing with cabinet doors closed. 7:50 AM Apr 29th from TweetDeck
  19. I know, I'm bad. I love smarts, a good personality and talent, but there's gotta be a LITTLE eye candy. Ya with me guys? 4:23 PM Apr 28th from TweetDeck
  20. LOL! Peeps wanna know about the granny hair gal: eHarmony match who wants me to respond back. Nice from the neck DOWN... Scary going up. 4:20 PM Apr 28th from TweetDeck