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DonnyDFINE

@katyperry is what I used to be like as a young crazy lady. -My Grandma @J_DIMPS about 12 hours ago via web
@fatbellybella follows my grandma @J_DIMPS and not me. cool I guess. #Not about 13 hours ago via web
My grandma @J_DIMPS is @LadyGaga's long lost grandmother. This is a fact. See why here: instagr.am/p/JiVTstgUPV/ about 21 hours ago via web
@officialMegann even when you reach the top, start a new mountain to climb. about 21 hours ago via web in reply to officialMegann
@cassandrasteele it's up to you, just make sure you drink that water! #StayHydrated about 21 hours ago via web
@JASMINEVILLEGAS If you're lucky enough to live thru the whole day, pray for a tomorrow. #RandomDFINEquote4JasmineV about 21 hours ago via web
@TravisPorter my grandma @J_DIMPS just called me and said your album is "going to be freakin great" .. #IsThisRealLife #FromDay1 10:08 PM May 28th via web
#IfTwitterShutdown you would actually go to sleep when you said Goodnight <3 (yes I just put a heart in my tweet, so what) 9:26 PM May 28th via web
#TeenagerProblems blackheads, whiteheads, and that redhead in class that hasn't showered since '88 9:13 PM May 28th via web
#YouKnowYouLikeItWhen know you have to sneeze but can't do it... then you look at a light bulb and BOOM #ahchoo #GodBlessYou 9:09 PM May 28th via web
#YouKnowYouLikeItWhen you open that fridge at midnight, grab something fattening, and shove it down your throat. 9:06 PM May 28th via web
@katharinemcphee is the only person I would allow to SMASH my door down. Just sayin 5:53 PM May 28th via web
@AlisonAgosti you can say a totally unfunny joke like that and get away with it. #BigBoobsProblems 5:51 PM May 28th via web in reply to AlisonAgosti
@snooki unless of course @J_DIMPS knocks on your door with a bucket of meatballs. 5:49 PM May 28th via web in reply to snooki
@Capp_Nicole hi 5:41 PM May 28th via web
@MelanieIglesias re-runs of this girl on #GuyCode are better then new episodes of a lot of other shows. #Fact 5:41 PM May 28th via web
@gabbbbrielle #Finally #ItsAboutTime ;-) 5:31 PM May 28th via web in reply to gabbbbrielle
@cadygroves haha PS thats a new trending topic, lets get it going. me and u . str8up 4:42 PM May 28th via web
@cadygroves #ForAMillionFollowersWouldU eat your own poop and then use your pee as mouthwash? 4:41 PM May 28th via web
@LisaaRamos haha #CueCreepyMusic 4:39 PM May 28th via web in reply to LisaaRamos

Name Donny D-FINE
Location NYC
Web http://www.youtub...
Bio I'm a professional comedian that occasionally lifts weights. I also have a famous grandmother. #IsThisRealLife