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donni

  1. "Let's get this parsley started!" -Parsley lovers at a parsley convention
  2. @grumpassgrumpaw everyone steals ball dna now. It's out of control.
  3. Less is more. Unless it's less. Or it could be equal. Math is hard.
  4. Fight fireflies with fire.
  5. Dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit, or murder them with poison.
  6. Snails always get to work from home.
  7. Using my boner to change lives.
  8. A small cat can moonlight as a large dog's hat.
  9. Always a Milhouse, never a Bart.
  10. death stalks us all lol
  11. @patrickmarkryan i think @peteholmez is played by the e-trade baby in a pete suit.
  12. @patrickmarkryan nah it's the homie @peteholmez. Unless that's a lie because the truth is too crazy to be told.
  13. "I tuck on the first date." -Sneaky transvestite