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"Let's get this parsley started!" -Parsley lovers at a parsley convention13 minutes agovia Favstar.FM
dantelferI am ready for Jason Alexander to issue a thoroughly poignant apology for the live action Rocky and Bullwinkle.about 1 hour agovia webRetweeted by donni and 2 others
TomHanksIsHotCan you believe some people don't know condoms expire? That's why they have an expiration date so you know when to eat them by, dummies.11:36 AM May 15thvia Twitter for iPhoneRetweeted by donni and 18 others
bullhugs"Pounce pounce pounce pounce pounce pounce pounce. Pounce pounce pounce." - R Kitty11:06 AM May 9thvia JanetterRetweeted by donni and 33 others
MarkAgeeNot saying I'm sick of parking tickets, but I just told a meter maid she'd "never take me alive."9:37 AM May 31stvia webRetweeted by donni and 3 others