I love being me.

@kelseyrictor The point: laughter? comedy? satire? These are all things that you can appreciate.

Didju guys know I'm off the grid for the week? It's true. I'm off the grid for the week.

Me and Barack? We're tight. Me and Michelle? Even tighter. She's been teaching me her arm workouts.

@timschraeder Yes. I'm merely squatting on his old handle. How do I sleep at night?

@scottmcclellan Hack Satirist? That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me!

@stevenfurtick Nah man you got the right one. Would love to meet you someday!

In my most recent blog post, we write about why reading my books about stories is making you dumber.

@kjtencza I love you too. My Twitter feed is that great?

The only person I'm following is the real @donaldmiller. But who cares about the real thing when you can have the fake? Amirite?

Great news: Clicking the Twitter "Follow" button on my official website (donmilleris.com) will cause you to follow fake Donald Miller!

Bob Goff Bob Goff Bob Goff Bob Goff. Bob Goff. #bobgoff @bobgoff

Trying to get the parody @donaldmiller account shut down. Whoever it is tweeting as me on it is really making me look like an idiot. :(

Grateful for all of Joe Pa's many contributions to the Mentoring Project. Oh crap.

Contrary to popular belief, blue is not my favorite color. Marigold is. #factsaboutme

Taking a few minutes away from writing about myself in my new book to write about myself on my new Twitter account bio.