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  1. @whscullin Normally I say this at least once during Fruit Company meetings, "Let me quickly just check my email to make sure I'm not fired."
  2. Uh oh. I'm inexplicably ready for work on Monday. Normally I prepare (procrastinate) Sunday night. Which means I'm forgetting something now.
  3. "Real bears playing hockey" http://bit.ly/bXAgC You can tell it's a real game too because a fight breaks out near the end of the video.
  4. @stattenf When is our 1-on-1 scheduled now? :)
  5. "The Great Feast" http://bit.ly/5cdcPp Riveting at start but things *really* get interesting after 45 seconds. Bonus for my fave narrator.
  6. "If Earth had rings." http://wimp.com/earthrings/ Fascinating. And the "Ave Maria" soundtrack is just perfect for those views.
  7. My sister just taught me a new word: "proctophany." Which she defines as: "the arrival of an asshole." I can't wait to use it at the office.
  8. Happy birthday Rocky and Bullwinkle! They're almost as old as I am.
  9. @deirdresm Thanks. I suppose somebody has to go to all of these meetings. :)
  10. Work is great. There's just a lot of it.
  11. Can someone come over here and do all this typing for me tonight? I'll just wait in the back drinking a beer and not get in your way.
  12. @stattenf Maybe they would come and get it you were giving away money?
  13. Just discovered the version of Xcode on my home Mac is not current. How embarrassing! I could loose my geek credentials for such an offense.
  14. Teh interwebs is filled wit' such useful distractions: http://wakeupyourcat.tumblr... Bonus points to whoever submitted the dog.
  15. This is what happens when you repeatedly tell people not to parse HTML with a regex: http://bit.ly/2DtR74
  16. @hagus Indeed. Something I plan on saying from now on. :)
  17. Still awake. Saw "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" for the first time. Violent, vulgar and hysterical. Typical Guy Ritchie. Loved it. :)
  18. @hagus I'm gonna take a wild guess at what your favorite programming language is. :)
  19. @ooeygui Have a good time but ask yourself this: has Roland Emmerich actually made a *new* film since "Independence Day?"
  20. Inside lid of Snapple, "The brain operates on the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb." Let me add that some operate with far less.