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@whscullin Normally I say this at least once during Fruit Company meetings, "Let me quickly just check my email to make sure I'm not fired." 10:56 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to whscullin
Uh oh. I'm inexplicably ready for work on Monday. Normally I prepare (procrastinate) Sunday night. Which means I'm forgetting something now. 10:00 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
"Real bears playing hockey" http://bit.ly/bXAgC You can tell it's a real game too because a fight breaks out near the end of the video. 12:29 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
@stattenf When is our 1-on-1 scheduled now? :) 12:18 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to stattenf
"The Great Feast" http://bit.ly/5cdcPp Riveting at start but things *really* get interesting after 45 seconds. Bonus for my fave narrator. 12:08 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
"If Earth had rings." http://wimp.com/earthrings/ Fascinating. And the "Ave Maria" soundtrack is just perfect for those views. 11:54 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
My sister just taught me a new word: "proctophany." Which she defines as: "the arrival of an asshole." I can't wait to use it at the office. 11:34 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
Happy birthday Rocky and Bullwinkle! They're almost as old as I am. 10:50 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
@deirdresm Thanks. I suppose somebody has to go to all of these meetings. :) 8:08 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to deirdresm
Work is great. There's just a lot of it. 10:41 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
Can someone come over here and do all this typing for me tonight? I'll just wait in the back drinking a beer and not get in your way. 10:58 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
@stattenf Maybe they would come and get it you were giving away money? 2:13 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to stattenf
Just discovered the version of Xcode on my home Mac is not current. How embarrassing! I could loose my geek credentials for such an offense. 1:36 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
Teh interwebs is filled wit' such useful distractions: http://wakeupyourcat.tumblr... Bonus points to whoever submitted the dog. 12:14 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
This is what happens when you repeatedly tell people not to parse HTML with a regex: http://bit.ly/2DtR74 12:12 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
@hagus Indeed. Something I plan on saying from now on. :) 8:55 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to hagus
Still awake. Saw "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" for the first time. Violent, vulgar and hysterical. Typical Guy Ritchie. Loved it. :) 2:17 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie
@hagus I'm gonna take a wild guess at what your favorite programming language is. :) 2:12 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to hagus
@ooeygui Have a good time but ask yourself this: has Roland Emmerich actually made a *new* film since "Independence Day?" 9:25 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie in reply to ooeygui
Inside lid of Snapple, "The brain operates on the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb." Let me add that some operate with far less. 8:52 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie