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  1. @Twitaker What about shitdick? 1:24 PM May 20th, 2010 via web in reply to Twitaker
  2. @OpieRadio #TigerJustSaid he'll be bouncing his balls off Elin's ring piece. 12:47 PM Apr 5th, 2010 via web in reply to OpieRadio
  3. @OpieRadio #SandraBullockHates large breasted nazis 12:10 PM Mar 25th, 2010 via web in reply to OpieRadio
  4. @BlueHeelerKY I hate sam because he pronounces his name saaam! #WhyDoYouHateSam 9:12 AM Mar 25th, 2010 via web in reply to BlueHeelerKY
  5. @AnthonyCumiahttp://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2010/03/about_10_people_with_flags_and.html Thought of you when i saw this 10:32 AM Mar 23rd, 2010 via web
  6. http://tweetphoto.com/14491570 @OpieRadio Who banging Karen Carpenter? 9:22 AM Mar 15th, 2010 via TweetPhoto
  7. @BlueHeelerKY #BoboIsGulityOf being a fucking asshole. 11:38 AM Mar 11th, 2010 via web in reply to BlueHeelerKY
  8. @sysco852 shouldn't you be selling groceries and growing your margins sir? 1:54 PM Mar 2nd, 2010 via web in reply to sysco852
  9. @OpieRadio just because your vag doesn't bleed anymore doesn't mean we don't love you anymore.Keep that chin up big guy! 7:37 PM Mar 1st, 2010 via web in reply to OpieRadio
  10. YAY Pudding 11:37 AM Feb 24th, 2010 via web
  11. @Twitaker Cant wait to see you there. Will you be coming as the incident? 8:05 AM Feb 13th, 2010 via web in reply to Twitaker
  12. @JimNorton This guy doesn't like the cock, HE LOVES IT!!!! 8:25 AM Feb 12th, 2010 via web in reply to JimNorton
  13. @Twitaker your scrabble game is gay. 5:24 PM Feb 8th, 2010 via web in reply to Twitaker
  14. @OpieRadio wwtdd makes a good mention of Jimmy while bashing Jay Leno. 1:33 PM Jan 28th, 2010 via web in reply to OpieRadio
  15. just voted "@OpieRadio" on "Best celebrity tweeter?" vote now → http://bit.ly/5Qv46R 11:58 AM Jan 23rd, 2010 via WhatPoll
  16. @JimNorton I'm from VA and I'm a huge fan. I just have to drive 6 hours to get there. 8:27 AM Jan 20th, 2010 via web in reply to JimNorton
  17. @OpieRadio MTV is removing the snookie got punched clip 9:08 AM Dec 14th, 2009 via web in reply to OpieRadio
  18. @OpieRadio Steve's a douche. 7:59 AM Aug 3rd, 2009 via web in reply to OpieRadio
  19. @OpieRadio septic tanks in rural areas. the next beings would just did up shit boxes everywhere 4:58 AM Jul 14th, 2009 via web in reply to OpieRadio