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  1. @DaRooster Was that supposed to be a direct message to whomever you're sharing a room with in Vegas?
  2. Just one more gluhwein. I swear.
  3. @TheBigLead I don't usually watch OTL. But this is a topic I love discussing with my friends.
  4. OTL on the lack of white American players in NBA. No All-Star since 2004 - Brad Miller!
  5. @shanenickerson When you start acting like Don Draper, it's called genital herpes.
  6. Don't go messing with a country boy...
  7. @RamaRama Oh. Sorry. I meant 48.
  8. @RamaRama 4?
  9. Ugh.
  10. Come on Big Baby!
  11. Making the family a paella. My lisp is 30% Spanish.
  12. Back in Chicago. Now if my plane could get to the gate...
  13. RT @GreenCityMarket: Our 10:30 am chef demo tomorrow will be with Pat Sheerin from Signature Room! http://bit.ly/7gf1WA
  14. March 13 - hopefully in Vegas. http://www.boxingscene.com/?m=show&id=23907
  15. Does Amazon have the Guido handbook that the Situation recommended? #jerseyshore
  16. They should take the dudes from Jersey Shore and the winning team from the Ruins and put them in the next Real World. Free HGH and booze.
  17. @TheBigLead It's a train wreck that I can't stop watching.
  18. I think they've already broken the record by saying "guido" 689 times in 5 minutes. #jerseyshore
  19. "Fist pumping like champs" #jerseyshore #imsoexcited
  20. The salad I just had at Hondo's is better than any other meal I've had in Richmond. Bring on the steak!