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  1. It really was "Legos." She doesn't like it when I leave "them" on the floor. Do you want to see a picture of the "house" that I made? about 6 hours ago from Birdhouse
  2. Wife called to say she was on her way home. I guess I'll have to put away the "Legos" as in "nothing, just playing with my." about 6 hours ago from Birdhouse
  3. I stayed in due to the trample mob massing at the end of my street. Their deceptive playing on the jungle gym didn't fool me for a second. about 24 hours ago from Birdhouse
  4. That reminds me. I need to stop by Esso and fill up. I'm so old. 12:01 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  5. Tiger should have put himself in a tank. 11:58 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  6. Yes, that's right. Mad plunger skills. I have them. 7:39 AM Nov 27th from Birdhouse
  7. We always go out for our Thanksgiving feast. My family likes turnkey dinners. 8:02 AM Nov 26th from Birdhouse
  8. Yo, Piggy, Imma let you finish. That was the best video of all time. -Donye 8:48 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  9. @adamisacson All this time I thought Tambourine was the dude's last name, man. 7:21 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to adamisacson
  10. For all of the new words and phrases I've learned and my misplaced innocence, I am thankful for @plaid_lemur. Oh, and Urban Dictionary. 12:43 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  11. I've decided to get a sex change. There is no way that the ladies room could smell this bad. 8:15 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  12. My Thanksgiving dinner will be so large, it will be served on a tectonic plate. 5:00 AM Nov 25th from web
  13. You know all those days when I didn't tell you you were amazing? I was so thinking it. Totally. Yes you. 8:21 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  14. Can someone invent a drug that drives me to work? No? I guess I'll settle for one that makes me forget how to drive. Like everyone else. 5:31 AM Nov 23rd from Birdhouse
  15. Reheated Pizza Hut pizza isn't bad. As kindling. Does anyone have a microwave oven for sale? 5:09 PM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  16. An inbox stuffed with invites can only mean one thing. The festivities surrounding the annual return of the napkin rings have begun. 4:01 PM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  17. Favstar50 > cock Favstar100 > big cock Restrictions DO apply. 9:45 AM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  18. I have the place to myself for the next few hours. Can you can guess my plans? Hint: 6 unwatched Nova episodes on Tivo. ::trembling:: 7:09 AM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  19. "Look, shiney!" There is no depth to which I will not sink when it comes to wrangling with my wife for the last Pop Tart. 5:57 AM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  20. Wife, watching SyFy: "These are the good zombies. They've been dead awhile." Such a connoisseur. 4:01 PM Nov 21st from Birdhouse