domnit
- If I could summarize my anxieties in a 90s rap song title, it would be Mo Money Mo Problems. (Not based on actually having mo money.)9:17 PM Nov 8th from web
- This stupid tailor (!!) is trying to charge extra to monogram my shirts with my full name (with ", Bachelor of Science" suffix).1:22 PM Nov 5th from web
- An Inconvenient Grapefruit.8:18 AM Nov 5th from web
- Reading a paper from Intel®, featuring Intel® Legal Technology®.7:10 AM Nov 4th from web
- "Baby, let's transplant some boner marrow."
OK, that line didn't work, but I bet if I tried it in a bar instead of a cancer clinic...3:10 PM Nov 2nd from web
- Nerd vs Bully: nerds compete with their schoolyard bullies in various challenges like setting up Linux, and fighting. 9 p.m., FOX.1:11 PM Nov 2nd from web
- I'm live-writing my NaNoWriMo book on Twitter. By the end of the month I hope to have 1000 words and 0 continuity. Publishers @ me.11:42 AM Nov 2nd from web
- What's your mom's favorite outdoor sex act? The answer is blowin' in the wind.9:21 AM Nov 2nd from web
- Fuck me, I'm whistling Poker Face.7:39 AM Nov 2nd from txt
- I've got a face for radio, a voice for print, and a brain for TV. Which is why I'm on Twitter.7:14 AM Nov 2nd from web
- I'm king of the disco on @.2:37 PM Nov 1st from web
- Oh no, the sun is setting so early! Now I now how ancient European pagans felt in the months leading up to the Winter solstice.1:29 PM Nov 1st from web
- Help! What kind of accessories make a ghost look less like a Klansman?2:26 PM Oct 31st from web
- I'm in a second floor apartment with a first floor door, so the plan is to drop candy off the balcony. I'll make it rain on dem children.10:19 AM Oct 31st from web
- The piping bag puts the icing on the cake.11:53 AM Oct 30th from web
- I may have broken the law, but you have no right to judge me. Your honor.9:21 AM Oct 30th from web
- I tried brewing tea once, but I burned my nuts real bad.3:57 PM Oct 29th from txt
- The ideal tweet is exactly 46 characters long.10:17 AM Oct 28th from web
- @ And I would appoint someone to decide what to serve at the White House. A "Caesar Salad," if you will.4:37 PM Oct 27th from web in reply to youngamerican
- I've been on a doofy art kick. 3:04 PM Oct 27th from Flickr
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- Name Lenny
- Location Binghamton, NY
- Web http://domnit.org/
- Bio All incriminating or embarassing posts are fiction. Actually, my account got hacked. Yeah.
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