domnit
- Trying out @birdcageapp--star any gay toots so I know it's working.7:31 AM Jul 3rd from web
- My rain deflection strategy is faulty. Now I'm in a public bathroom air drying this reverse pee stain off myself.8:01 AM Jun 30th from txt
- @echuckles Pronouncing "two thousand" got old around 2001.1:18 PM Jun 23rd from web in reply to echuckles
- Heretofore, my MC name shall be jointexter.7:42 PM Jun 21st from web
- The wino beggars are harmless--just think of them as outdoor hipsters.5:24 PM Jun 21st from txt
- Learn to jaywalk, Austinites!9:13 PM Jun 20th from web
- Austin is a work of commercial genius. Patronize the local businesses before the heat kills you!3:51 PM Jun 19th from txt
- Alright, I'm in Austin! Anybody know if 3 to 1 is a good exchange for Texas dollars?10:48 AM Jun 19th from txt
- I found a video game where I can beat my friend at video games!8:52 PM Jun 18th from web
- @OblongRobber The fly was obviously planted by Obama's people.12:42 PM Jun 18th from web in reply to OblongRobber
- I swear to God, this was really on my Facebook: "court 2marra then jail for a few days :("7:23 PM Jun 17th from web
- Now that I'm in the research community, I have to ask, with everyone drinking all that coffee, do they just take coffee shits all the time?9:52 AM Jun 17th from web
- DJ Needed. No need to DJ, just hookup equipment (Lower East Side) - 2009, craigslist.org8:08 AM Jun 16th from web
- Church sign: Jesus lives whether you like it or not. Reverse: Don't be so open-minded that your brain falls out.3:39 PM Jun 12th from txt
- @apelad What's the deal with that?7:14 AM Jun 9th from web in reply to apelad
- Idea I had at the Louvre: there should be a Museum of Art that May Include Nudity, but Not So Many Dongs.6:50 PM Jun 6th from web
- Amsterdam: Confirmed, I still like bicycles and pot.6:49 PM Jun 6th from web
- Berlin: Didn't stay long enough, but I understand they like techno.6:49 PM Jun 6th from web
- Paris: Metro smells like pee. My favorite city of the trip.6:48 PM Jun 6th from web
- London: Like NYC, except crossing the street inspires less confidence.6:47 PM Jun 6th from web
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