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  1. Whatever you're doing, drop it and get over to the Lucky Horseshoe because Miguel is going to do his specialty number with the Cinnabon. 11:11 PM May 15th from web
  2. According to the weather report this will be the perfect morning to unveil my new jog bra. 5:07 AM Apr 23rd from web
  3. After my Pilates sessions with Mr. Eduardo I always feel so marvelously stretched out in all the right places. 7:21 AM Apr 15th from web
  4. Trying to decide whether to do shots tonight at the Shoe with the new stripper from Sri Lanka, or enter the mambo contest at El Gato Negro. 5:31 PM Apr 3rd from web
  5. Too many cheese curds. Call me June, cuz my girdle is bustin' out all over. 7:13 PM Mar 25th from web
  6. Where the hell is LaCrosse, Wisconsin and what am I doing here? 7:36 PM Mar 24th from web
  7. On the way back from Mina's loft -warming party it rained all over my new picture hat. 5:01 AM Mar 23rd from web
  8. @swampcrone Sometimes a Chhicago girl needs a little extra something for warmth. 11:50 AM Mar 19th from web in reply to swampcrone
  9. Thong sale at Millie's Nethergarment Depot in Gurnee. Heading out to hitch a ride. 9:52 AM Mar 19th from web
  10. I would be Meredith Viera's secret love slave if she wanted me to. 7:04 AM Mar 18th from web
  11. I cannot frigging believe I didn't get the solo in the TV theme song medley. I practiced "And Then There's Maude" for a week. I was robbed. 9:40 AM Mar 15th from web
  12. Harmonica Band practice in twenty minutes. 10:10 AM Mar 14th from web
  13. @IndiaJoy I consider it more "share the wealth." He was sleeping and they're so much easier to transport when they're unconscious. 10:09 AM Mar 14th from web in reply to IndiaJoy
  14. If anybody wants a heavily used male stripper I have one available for immediate pick-up. 4:51 AM Mar 13th from web
  15. @yarnpoetharry It's so hard to find good help these days. 4:46 AM Mar 13th from web in reply to yarnpoetharry
  16. Harry where the hell are you? I need a Campari and soda. 10:49 AM Mar 12th from web
  17. Hello? Hello? Is this fricking thing on? Harry can you read this? 8:39 AM Mar 12th from web
  • Name Dolores Van Hoofen
  • Location Chicago, Illinois, USA
  • Web http://the-panopt...
  • Bio Oh...but wouldn't it be redundant to tell you what you already know?
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