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doloreshaze

  1. @ppchalker oh god! Poor you! :(
  2. Maybe she'll do a Face/Off with me. I'l tell her it'll be like looking in the mirror. Only not.
  3. I have the most beautiful woman sitting opposite me and she just spoke to me and she's French. I'm in love.
  4. @RteeFufkin he must never know I (most likely) murdered thousands of innocent blades of grass/microbes.
  5. @TechnicallyRon haha, fair point! I can't stand him but his music is phenomenal.
  6. I'm sure the grass and dirt I was writhing around on was far more interesting anyway.
  7. I think my only regret in life is not seeing Morrissey at Reading 2004. I mean, I was there... just too stoned to actually get up.
  8. Maybe I should just rip off my shirt off and wave it around whilst singing Pretty Girls Make Graves. I reckon the passengers would dig it.
  9. @NivenJ1 "and you never knew how much I really liked you, because I never even told you. oh, but I meant to..." *girly tears*
  10. Hmm, I hope this train stops at St. Pancras. I assume it does. Ass/u/me.
  11. *gulp* Back To The Old House gets me every time. Must remember I'm on a train *fights back tears*
  12. You know it's been a horrid day when only The Smiths can provide the comfort you need.
  13. Well, it's been a hellish day so far, but it's just been made slightly better by discounted shoes and a bargain cardigan.
  14. Dirty fuckers
  15. Is it National Dirty Fucking Chav and their Unfortunate Offspring Day?
  16. (FAO Italians) May I present "le palle de nonno" twitter.com/doloreshaze/st…
  17. @TechnicallyRon @extremely_moist hahaha! Ta!
  18. @ivyandgold touch the meat. Touch the meat. It's raw. Raw.
  19. @ivyandgold this is unbelievable. Wow.