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doloreshaze

@ppchalker oh god! Poor you! :( about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ppchalker
Maybe she'll do a Face/Off with me. I'l tell her it'll be like looking in the mirror. Only not. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I have the most beautiful woman sitting opposite me and she just spoke to me and she's French. I'm in love. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@RteeFufkin he must never know I (most likely) murdered thousands of innocent blades of grass/microbes. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RteeFufkin
@TechnicallyRon haha, fair point! I can't stand him but his music is phenomenal. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TechnicallyRon
I'm sure the grass and dirt I was writhing around on was far more interesting anyway. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I think my only regret in life is not seeing Morrissey at Reading 2004. I mean, I was there... just too stoned to actually get up. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Maybe I should just rip off my shirt off and wave it around whilst singing Pretty Girls Make Graves. I reckon the passengers would dig it. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@NivenJ1 "and you never knew how much I really liked you, because I never even told you. oh, but I meant to..." *girly tears* about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to NivenJ1
Hmm, I hope this train stops at St. Pancras. I assume it does. Ass/u/me. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
*gulp* Back To The Old House gets me every time. Must remember I'm on a train *fights back tears* about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
helpimburnt TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! about 6 hours ago via web Retweeted by doloreshaze
You know it's been a horrid day when only The Smiths can provide the comfort you need. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Well, it's been a hellish day so far, but it's just been made slightly better by discounted shoes and a bargain cardigan. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Dirty fuckers about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Is it National Dirty Fucking Chav and their Unfortunate Offspring Day? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
(FAO Italians) May I present "le palle de nonno" twitter.com/doloreshaze/st… about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@TechnicallyRon @extremely_moist hahaha! Ta! about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TechnicallyRon
@ivyandgold touch the meat. Touch the meat. It's raw. Raw. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ivyandgold
@ivyandgold this is unbelievable. Wow. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ivyandgold