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  1. Just finished a two-day New York business trip with Pen. The first time I've been away from her for more than a day and I survived.
  2. Had a dream I went to a party and got a Back to the Future action figure & a Ghostbusters DVD as party favors. Woke up to reality FAIL.
  3. Not sure why I think watching the Twilight Zone marathon before bed is a good idea.
  4. Trying to convince @kteeger that no, Scott Bakula, is not Ryan's father. #SYTYCD
  5. Sorry for the Twitter Spam -- that's my karmic retribution for making fun of @aa doing the same thing last week.
  6. I really want to slap those fools in the Carl's Jr. commercial who think their burgers cost $20 each
  7. Is Bert really saying "this *is* kinda kinky" in the lyrics to Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures?
  8. Uh oh. Just bought something at a benefit auction that I have to explain to Ben.
  9. @julie_rogers do you know Arin and Byrne?
  10. Enjoying @byrnereese 's account their baby's sudden arrival. Way to go Arin & Byrne! Congrats on your beautiful girl. http://bit.ly/19MogV
  11. Is there any way to browse twitter archives for a user without paging through more over and over again? I'm looking for something from 2007!
  12. How lazy am I? Well I just watched the movie "Jumper" and wished I had his powers so I could jump upstairs and get a glass of milk.
  13. It's quite remarkable that Maria, Bob, Louis & Gordon are all still living on Sesame Street after all these years.
  14. I decided to go www.facebook.com/men.atrott #fufacebook
  15. It took me two days to finish an end note[1]. #infsum [1] To be fair, it was Himself's filmography.
  16. I love how not one of my college courses prepared me for aspects of my adulthood: How about "Building Permits and Sidewalk Root Damage 101)?
  17. I'm draining the ocean with a teaspoon and reading Infinite Jest on the Kindle for iPhone! #infsum
  18. Awww... Rufus the Amazon dog passed away a couple days ago: http://bit.ly/giFkx
  19. Oddly, "Then Came You" (aka the Webster theme song) is even more grating when in line at the AT&T store with a screaming toddler.
  20. Please rt: does anyone have a connection to @astonhotels corporate that can get me a good contact