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  1. RT @badbanana: I'm starting to think the CIA programmed me to kill upon hearing the song 'Jingle Bell Rock.' about 7 hours ago from web
  2. Goddammit! Penny-ante wireless companies need not apply -- MacNN: Analyst sees iPhone headed for T-Mobile USA next http://bit.ly/6doOUE about 9 hours ago from bit.ly
  3. This has been a bad month for me as a buyer at Amazon. Not their fault, though, but still. Disappointed! about 9 hours ago from web
  4. RT @OldHossRadbourn: RT @Johnny_Blood: I hear rumors Weis was fired for a drinking problem: four to five pints of gravy each day. about 14 hours ago from web
  5. "Hello, Greenland Inn? I'd like to reserve an ice floe for one, with polar bear service. Eight o'clock, January 2012 please. Thank you!" about 16 hours ago from web
  6. From the peanut gallery: "Don't forget the ear-trumpet, ya feeb!" -- What? These letters all over my email machine are so tiny... about 17 hours ago from web
  7. should just go for broke and pre-order a Rascal, medic-alert dog tags and a GPS ankle bracelet. about 17 hours ago from web
  8. Upon arrival, shoe horn will be christened "Lumbar" and then anointed with Theragesic, self-hatred and shame. about 17 hours ago from web
  9. Because you didn't already know I'm a creaky old fart: just ordered a stainless steel 31" shoe horn from Amazon. Somebody kill me please. about 17 hours ago from web
  10. Awww, how cute! Removing the "activation instructions" sticker on the new ATM card reveals a rainbow! Ponies yet to be found... about 18 hours ago from web
  11. w/o the getup? Her = yeesh! RT @TwittsMcGee Hooters Waitress Wins Contest, is Promised Toyota; Gets This Instead http://bit.ly/8hoGLC #LOL about 18 hours ago from web
  12. Circle Jerks on Monday mornings, ahh -- RT @chelseagirl19 listening to "Circle Jerks - Parade of the Horribles" ♫ http://blip.fm/~h2nph about 21 hours ago from web
  13. Tired. Back hurts. Fat as a house. Stay-home-from-work odds for tomorrow? 7:2 for right now. 9:32 PM Nov 29th from web
  14. Even ESPN isn't updating the team's page. Are they sympathetic or just sloppy? #UCLA #NCAABB 9:27 PM Nov 29th from web
  15. wonders how bad it'll get if Howland's team misses the big dance & doesn't win the NIT. Will they demand his head on a stick? #UCLA #NCAABB 9:26 PM Nov 29th from web
  16. This is getting ugly. #UCLA loses to... Long Beach State, RUFKM? Already the NCAA tournament seems like a fast-fading dream... #NCAABB 9:25 PM Nov 29th from web
  17. RT @hotdogsladies: A laconic celebrity golfer makes his pasty, fair-weather fans get all mad and pitchforky At last. My perfect storm ... ... 8:48 PM Nov 29th from web
  18. RT @badbanana Tiger's wife may be able to beat him on a Friday, but never on a Sunday. 1:29 PM Nov 29th from Twittelator
  19. RT @samhey I love to hear the pitter-patter of little feet followed by the stomp-stomp of steel exoskeletons. 1:24 PM Nov 29th from Twittelator
  20. RT @_hagakure_: A right-minded goal doesn't come to fruition at someone else's expense. 7:31 PM Nov 28th from web